G.I. Joe: Retaliation- 10/10

Explosions were tits, action packed, didn't leave the theater to pee when I had to.

20/10.


Watch this movie at your own fucking risk.. I fucking mean it. Some segments out of 26 based on the alphabets will leave you mind fucked and scarred for sleepless nights.. Believe me.... It felt like all the 26 directors that made those short films are trying to channel much like Jodorowsky or Stanley Kubrick style type of trippy gore torture sick twisted humor that you can ever imagine... Ranging from mutilated woman just to make herself look thinner from being fat, to the pedophilia and masturbation contest which the loser gets a spike up his balls for not climaxing.

This is what could've been the whole Final Destination franchise summed up in 26 short films. Think of it as a twisted adult version of Sesame Street's alphabet segments.

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Jurassic Park 3D - 10/10 because it's fucking Jurassic Park.

But in all seriousness, I liked the 3D. It didn't get in the way, and it worked well for the most part. I didn't care that it was 3D, and that's not why I saw it, and overall it was done pretty well compared to 3D movies I've seen in the past, and considering this wasn't made for it and those were, I think it holds up alright with its 3D. I saw it because I never got to see it in theaters originally, but I've seen it so many times now that I just couldn't pass up the chance. Was everything I hoped it would be. It has aged very well.

I would love to see Jurassic Park again in the cinema. They always censor aspects of it when televised (i.e. when people are eaten).

Is the 3D version coming to the UK?

Identity Thief: 6/10

Started watching Skyfall. 1st Bond movie ever for me. Rating to follow.

Maybe its just a UK thing but I can't believe you've never seen a Bond flick before. Should move on to the Carry On series next.

Not a UK thing, I've seen all of them, except for the new one (the Craig ones are cool action flicks, but they don't do it for me as Bond movies) and most of people I know have seen at least a few.

I think Lock Jaw was the same actually, not sure if he hadn't seen any or just not them all.

I've only seen like two or three bond films. All Brosnan. Can't remember anything about them though, don't think I paid much attention.

Connery is the only Bond that matters.

3.75 out of 5. It was cool. Not really my bag. Spy movies are cool and all but I'm just into all the drawn out cliches and stuff. Still pretty cool.

The Evil Dead (1981): 3/10. One of the most overrated flicks I've ever watched.

Evil Dead 2: 8/10. Super fun.

Army of Darkness: 7/10. So beyond ridiculous. Succeeds where it does thanks to Bruce Campbell.

Evil Dead (2013): 4.5/10. Pretty standard modern day horror flick. Some great gore and cinematography though.

Re-animator- 7/10

The Evil Dead (1981): 7.5/10

Evil Dead 2: 8/10

Army of Darkness: 7/10

Evil Dead: 7/10

Did you two go on a movie date?

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I went with my girlfriend. But I saw the older movies at home, alone.

Anyway-

"Dolls" 7/10

Very cool movie by the same dude who made the Re-Animator.

Seven Psychopaths - 6/10

Director has a lot of QT in him but its not all used right..or something like that. Solid acting performances from everyone even though it got to the point of like a parody movie so the acting felt wasted. Probably could have gotten a 7 had the ending not been a chore. 2 of the characters probably could have been movies by themselves.

Evil Dead-8/10

Not a huge fan of going to the theater to see scary movies because I'm a big wimp, but I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie. It wasn't really scary, but man was it gory. And it didn't let up. Just kept coming and coming til the end. Great remake. Loved it.

Jurassic Park 3d-10/10

It's Jurassic fucking Park. The movie stands the test of time. The 3d was whatever. There were times where it got in the way because you can't go back and refocus shots, so there were things in the foreground, that weren't the focal point of the shot, that were fuzzy and distracting. There really wasn't anything that called for 3d, but overall, reliving the theater experience of this movie was awesome.

Tucker & Dale Vs Evil 7.5/10

Surprisingly funny

Ruby Sparks 7/10

The Replacements- 6.3/10

Usual, somewhat predictable late '90's comedy about scab football players during a strike, but there are some decent moments.

Wreck it Ralph-6/10

it was good and i liked all the video game references but it wasn't near the top of my animated list

i loved that movie too and that chick was mad hottttt

4.5 / 5
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6/10

gonna start rating the last movie that I saw for the first time on the traditional baseball scouting scale of 20-80

The Lords of Salem- 7.5/10

Battle Los Angeles - 2 out of 5

Throw Momma from the Train 1987 - 3/10

Not a fan of Billy Crystal at all. Didn't like Danny Devito in this movie. Momma actually made me laugh more towards the end..than the two of them together.
Maybe I wasn't supposed to laugh..i dunno

Hot Coffee (2011) - 8/10

"How the infamous McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit and similar cases were exploited as part of a right wing crusade to weaken civil justice."

Was really interesting. Learned things.

Jurassic Park 3D - Hard to rate. Jurassic Park is a 10/10 in my book but I would have preferred watching it in Regular D and not paying 27 dollars for it. Not really on board with 3D but just wanted to see it in theaters again.

I scrolled up and it looks like Damian Ray made that post almost exactly.

been gone so long you're now a hack, really a bummer.

Oblivion - 8/10.

Felt like watching a live human version of Wall E and Portal 2..

And I noticed his sniper scope gun almost resembled N7 Viper Rifle minus the long extension barrel with recoil.

Fact I realized just now: This is an unpublished sci-fi novel written by the director himself who also made Tron Legacy. Aside from being on cracked.com as the least anticipated movie, it was entertaining.

Seven Psychopaths 7/10

That's it, can we make Raven Reaper a mod of this forum now?