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CSL 07-02-2014 11:54 AM

we have a stud in the house ladies and gents

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 4462123)
we have a stud in the house ladies and gents

There was probably a hundred girls that looked like her in High skool alone...

CSL 07-02-2014 12:15 PM

of course there were buddy, of course there were

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 12:19 PM

Sometime I wish I could be like one of you simpletons who finds any average blonde to be hot. Unfortunately as someone with a high taste in women, it makes it much harder to find a suitable partner.

screech 07-02-2014 12:27 PM

You shut your filthy mouth about my third wife

Cool King 07-02-2014 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462143)
Sometime I wish I could be like one of you simpletons who finds any average blonde to be hot. Unfortunately as someone with a high taste in women, it makes it much harder to find a suitable partner.

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CSL 07-02-2014 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462143)
Sometime I wish I could be like one of you simpletons who finds any average blonde to be hot. Unfortunately as someone with a high taste in women, it makes it much harder to find a suitable partner.

see you went straight to "outlandish statements" far too quickly, cutting the legs off your attempt at a character/sock almost instantly #sadface

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 4462150)
see you went straight to "outlandish statements" far too quickly, cutting the legs off your attempt at a character/sock almost instantly #sadface


Its not outlandish if its true

VSG 07-02-2014 12:36 PM

lol sure

So who's sock is this supposed to be?

whiteyford 07-02-2014 02:35 PM

I want to mock him but it's that ridiculous a statement I feel sorry for him. She is however no Scott Norton.

Emperor Smeat 07-02-2014 04:10 PM

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Innovator 07-02-2014 04:13 PM

Majestic robe + eyepatch = my heart

Vastardikai 07-02-2014 04:17 PM

he needs to be photoshopped with some long hair and a pirate hat.

XL 07-02-2014 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462243)
Even tho it pisses me off how she threw away her chance at the WWE, I would still offer her a job.
If u know what I mean :naughty:

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462121)
Generic blonde #636262626623, not hot....

So, how exactly is Emma not a "generic blonde"?

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by XL (Post 4462277)
So, how exactly is Emma not a "generic blonde"?

She is? Are u saying I said she isn't? Cause I didn't.

Savio 07-02-2014 05:43 PM

Maybe E Kane has a thing for dark meat guys.

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Savior (Post 4462296)
Maybe E Kane has a thing for dark meat guys.

STFU.

Wishbone 07-02-2014 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462121)
Generic blonde #636262626623, not hot....

I'm not one for "generic blondes" either, but how the hell is Renee Young a "generic blonde"? I mean she's freaking amazing on every level. And must we all forget that she's good enough for the Titty Master himself? What's good for him is good for all of us.

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4462304)
I'm not one for "generic blondes" either, but how the hell is Renee Young a "generic blonde"? I mean she's freaking amazing on every level. And must we all forget that she's good enough for the Titty Master himself? What's good for him is good for all of us.

Renee Young is as generic as generic blonde gets. FACT.

Wishbone 07-02-2014 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462305)
Renee Young is as generic as generic blonde gets. FACT.

Troll harder. Maybe if you eat your vitamins and say your prayers Gerty and Shisen will let you join Team Retard. :roll:

EzekielKane 07-02-2014 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4462309)
Troll harder. Maybe if you eat your vitamins and say your prayers Gerty and Shisen will let you join Team Retard. :roll:

Maybe if you stop sucking so many cocks you will be able to get some oxygen to that peanut brain of yours.


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Wishbone 07-02-2014 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462312)
Maybe if you stop sucking so many cocks you will be able to get some oxygen to that peanut brain of yours.


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You and "Bad News Gertner" will make a cute couple.

Savio 07-02-2014 06:08 PM

lol i meant to put a comma in there, oh well fuck you anyways.

Volare 07-02-2014 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 4462312)
Maybe if you stop sucking so many cocks you will be able to get some oxygen to that peanut brain of yours.


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Savio 07-02-2014 06:20 PM

WWE Brazzers:

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Bad News Gertner 07-02-2014 06:51 PM

EzekielKane is amazing. Best new poster.

owenbrown 07-02-2014 06:59 PM

you say that with ALL new posters :p

drave 07-02-2014 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad News Gertner (Post 4462349)
EzekielKane is amazing. Best new poster.

32,000th post. What news do you deliver upon this milestone?

Seth82 07-02-2014 08:09 PM

almost as funny as The Shockmaster
-This guy is The Blaster aka Gary Lindgren
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Emperor Smeat 07-02-2014 08:59 PM

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VSG 07-02-2014 09:26 PM

Lol why does he even bother? When was the last time he had a match at all?

DAMN iNATOR 07-02-2014 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by VSG (Post 4462432)
Lol why does he even bother? When was the last time he had a match at all?

Who cares? He's entertaining as fuck let him have another chance.

FourFifty 07-02-2014 10:14 PM

top 10 moves that should be finishers today, in no real order.

1. Cross Face Chicken Wing
2. Jackhammer
3. Rolling Elbow
4. Top Rope Leg Drop
5. DDT
6. Swan Dive
7. Crippler Crossface
8. A real badass looking Armbar
9. Backstabber
10. Cradle Piledriver

FourFifty 07-02-2014 10:22 PM

top 10 honorable mentions to my previous list.

1. A legit power bomb
2. Angle Slam (that's not on NXT or TNA)
3. A Tombstone you see more than once or twice a year.
4. Springboard Tornado DDT
5. Bossman Slam
6. Asian Mist/Blood Mist
7. Buzzsaw Kick
8. Running Powerslam
9. Texas Clover Leaf
10. Hot Shot

FourFifty 07-02-2014 10:30 PM

Top 10 illegal finisher moves

1. Shattered Dreams
2. Van Daminator
3. That one thing where biker Undertaker put a chair up a guy's throat and then slammed the chair down.
4. Hotshot (yes, on two lists)
5. Frogsplash with a chest protector
6. Con-chair-to
7. Lex Luger's "OH MY GOD HE HAS A METAL PLATE IN HIS FOREARM" forearm shot (not to be confused with "It's Bob Holly so no one gives a shit" forearm he used for about a week)
8. Van Terminator
9. Marvelous Marc Mero's low blow
10. (your favorite move) through a table

Mr. Pierre 07-02-2014 11:09 PM

Ambrose was using the Chickenwing briefly last year. Fits his character really well and would like to see him bring it back

Droford 07-02-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 4462486)
top 10 moves that should be finishers today, in no real order.

1. Cross Face Chicken Wing
2. Jackhammer
3. Rolling Elbow
4. Top Rope Leg Drop
5. DDT
6. Swan Dive
7. Crippler Crossface
8. A real badass looking Armbar
9. Backstabber
10. Cradle Piledriver

Torture Rack

FourFifty 07-02-2014 11:51 PM

Top 10 submission finishers that should be taken more seriously.

1. Boston Crab
2. Lion Tamer
3. Walls of Jericho
4. Regal Stretch
5. The Miz's Figure Four Leg Lo...... There is no number 5. I can't even fake that.
6. Did I already mention the Regal Stretch?
7. Torture Rack
8. Pineapple Crush/Head Vice
9. Indian Death lock
10. I cannot stress the Regal Stretch enough.

FourFifty 07-03-2014 12:02 AM

Top 10 (in no real order, again) moments that made me question "WHY AM I A WRESTLING FAN?"

1. Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage vs Almost every heel in WCW in a triple stacked cage
2. The Shockmaster
3. Almost anything involving a face Val Venis
4. John Cena
5. The fact that Winter/Katie Lea Burchill isn't a part of women's wrestling today
6. The Undertaker's health an how he seems to only matter to the wrestling industry once a year
7. Katie Vick
8. Paul Roma, Steve "Mongo" McMicheal, and Lex Luger were all members of the Four Horsemen
9. The current stare of the WWE's "divas" division when I see Alundra Blayze
10. Why were there so many goddamn sub-divisions of the nWo?

FourFifty 07-03-2014 12:08 AM

One more top 10 and then I'm done for the night....

Top 10 people or teams I really wanted to see succeed but didn't.

1. 3MB
2. Techno Team 2000
3. 3MB
4. Steve "Mongo" McMicheal
5. 3MB
6. Cryme Tyme
7. 3MB
8. Droz
9. 3MB
10. Drew McIntyre


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