Stranger Than Fiction - 8/10

I thoroughly enjoyed it. First time I have seen Will Ferrell in a "serious" role, and is also one of the only times I have been actually entertained by him.

Wreck it Ralph 9 out of 10


I think I loved it more than my kid. Loved all the cameos and the chemistry between John c Reilly and Sarah Silverman was fabulous. Solid movie with heart and a decent plot.

Dark Knight Rises 10/10

Road House - 9/10

awesome, point deducted for terrible fake tits

How to Train Your Dragon - 5/5

Watched this on FX last night and I enjoyed it very much.

Amazing Spider-Man 10/10

Preferred the first two Tobey films, personally.

You can die in a fire with DaveBrawl and his love of Adam West.

I don't mean that, love DaveBrawl in the only way a man can love another man, anally :shifty:

Was totes going with platonic at 1st but it seemed a little homophobic, although using the word totes in a sentence when you're not a 15yo Valley girl from a 90s teen movie is super gay, all evens out in the end :-\

Tobey McGuire was a terrible Spidey and you're opinion is meaningless to me from this day forth though.

There's also orally, otherwise known as Cloxual Intercourse.

You've made a powerful enemy this day...

Where the films concerned though, I think I mostly just preferred Green Goblin and Doc Ock to Lizard.

I hated Tobey McGuire with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns, he didn't look like a high school kid or even a college student, just a creepy old guy...and the less said about the web slingers the better.

Plus Emma Stone >>>> Kirsten Dunst

Villains always tend to be kinda wank in the 1st movies though, no point in wasting a good villian while you're establishing who's who, at least you can see them setting up for the sequel in the 1st film.

I had more reasons for being a bit underwhelmed with the new film, but I can't remember them now with it being a whole two months since I watched it.

I really liked the new Spider-Man and hated the Toby McGuire ones so I am on #teamwhitey in this instance

I think most people would be on that team in this case. I can't even remember why I thought less of the new spiderman. Maybe I was just cranky the day I watched it. Hold on.

K so I didn't really give much reasoning when I watched it either.

Snoutless Lizard was weirdly annoying

Using my VUDU credit, I just watched Expendables 2.

Nothing groundbreaking, but for the cliche-ridden movie that it was (and was supposed to be), it did exactly what it was supposed to: mindlessly entertain with lots of cameos and explosions.

Very high on an arbitrary numerical system, but not the maximum number. Points deducted for lack of tits, Liam Neeson, and Steven Segal. And tits.

Yeah, I liked the new Spiderman better, too.

Can't stand Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst.

Sure, Lizard sucked, but let's see the villains in the sequels.

I liked the recent Spidey film a lot more than the original first one. Spider-Man 2 was great, though.

Super 8 - 9/10

quite good, liked that weird kid with the braces

Life of Pi - 3/5

It was alright.

Life of Pi - 6.5/10

Talaash - 7/10

I think you kinda missed the point maybe

Snow White and The Huntsman - 66

I don't think it was "over"acting but it was just enough to get across the "power hungry vanity queen" on film. I think it was just the right amount.

But the movie had very odd pacing issues. Even weird editing. One minute we're at a campfire, next minute it's snowing.

Hemsworth did a good job. Wish Ian Mcshane had some more time. Good effects.

Cloud Atlas: THE most confusing multiple personality disorder movie of the year.. Yet my brain tries to explain everything that's happening despite sooo many random backstories ranging from the gay musical composer helping an old man, to some novel writer critic looking for his wife and stuff, to a Korean futurisitic girl who finds out that she's a waitress clone in a darker future of Korea, or Tom Hanks and Halle Berry playing dual roles whether a deranged ship crew who hates blacks, to a survivor Castaway, to a woman playing both a weird Star Trek style alien visitor and a journalist looking for conspiracies in her latest stories.. Despite all the chaos ensuing, I must say it delivers one of those vicious cycles of how decisions can really influence the world around whether it's religion and science, or pure prejudice against sexual orientations or their colored skins... Wow.. Hugo Weaving really does a hilarious job of playing multiple villains from the crossdresser old retirement nanny, some random street guy hunting journalists or playing the weird Mad Hatter demon in Tom Hank's primitive tribe.

It almost felt like these directors are screwing around ala Back to The Future and they stole the Doc's delorean time machine to mind fuck the audience with its plot twists. Still, yeah, my brain despite hardly memorizing some characters and moments that make the great film, leaving the theater was like I dunno I feel like watching it again just to get the whole thing but the brain says just enjoy for what it is.

To make my review of Cloud Atlas, shorter, think of it as a mixture of those Amores Perros, Back to The Future plus Matrix plus Inception type of formulaic movie.

8/10.

Ted- 8/10.. Better than I expected

Lawless - 8/10..... not as good as I thought it would be, but still quite good.....

Iron Sky - 3/10

Awful, awful, awful. At least 1.5 of the score was for Götz Otto, one of the few decent things about the film.

The redhead's boobs are worth the score alone.

The Cabin in the Woods - 9/10

Loved it, really like the concept behind it.

"A Patch of Blue"- an African American man in the mid-60's meets a blind white woman and they kindle a friendship and eventually fall in love against the conventions of the time and the white girls terrible family. Seems cliche but in actuality it was great, "real" and the acting is phenomenal by just about the entire cast.

9/10

hence why I gave it an 8 and not a 7.....:love:

Expendables 2 9/10

Its like the 80s never went away.

Anderson Silva: Like Water

8/10

It was overall a great doc about the greatest fighter in the world but the editing could have been much better.. Came across pretty low budget at times, buit a must for any fight fan..

TDKR - 9.5/10


Only flaw being Miranda Tate, shoulda made her more prominent, both for the obvious reason of "y'know" and also because Cotillard is a total worldie

I found TDKR pretty epic the first time seeing it. But with subsequent viewage it does not hold-up as well as TDK.