I'm sorry to be so blunt but Evil Alexa can tie me up and do whatever she wants to me. Damn.

thats why they won't do it one of them might die

Something about that Bliss promo segment felt a bit too dirty or erotic than it probably should have been.

I'd say RAW Creative was on crack or got high when they came up with the script for tonight's show but that would have been a big improvement over tonight's garbage so far. Currently on track to be an all-time worst for a PPV go-home show.

Tuned in for a few minutes for the first time in ages.

What was that Shane Strowman bullshit? Why is Strowman looking weak to a 50 year old?...Slime?

love murder machine Asuka. FINISH THEM ASUKA.

:lol: at the slow mo replay catching Shayna doing a thigh slap.

Vince probably chucked something backstage when he saw that.

Whelp that Asuka vs. Shayna match was a big pile of nothing. At least it didn't end in some lame DQ or no contest finish.

This is the Asuka I want. DO IT.

cmon Asuka hit the ref

Think Asuka just snapped and became a badass attempted murder machine.

....omg they are doing Shane v Strowman at Fastlane.....that means we have to watch this match multiple times....noooooo

US title match was pretty good.

Didn't change anything about Retribution being nothing but a useless heel stable under Ali's leadership.

WWE airing an ad promoting the COVID vaccine is a bit funny and ironic considering NXT got hit with another outbreak and has a bunch of COVID truthers running amok there.

This is the third time Drew has had a talkie segment on tonight's show.

RAW Creative was an auto-pilot when they came up with the script for tonight's show.

Lashley vs. Sheamus was a very good hard hitting match.

As a regular show, RAW was mostly dull and bad but as a go-home type show for Fastlane, it was awful overall. More time and focus was spent hyping up and building to Mania than Fastlane.

WWE's build for Fastlane has been awful on the RAW side to the point WWE should just have not bothered doing the show this year and spend all that time making the road to Mania build a lot better than its been so far.

Because Sweaty Shane yet again has to put himself into a storyline so he can do another spot monkey match.

They're literally making Braun look as stupid as Shane says he is. Also, a face shouldn't be getting humiliated unless it's after a gang beat down where he really had no chance.

Braun getting beat up 1v1 and then getting slime (why again?) just makes him look weak.

Before we know it he'll be donning his rosebud gear again and wrestling as The Gladiator.

Someone beating Goldberg clean at one Wrestlemania and then losing to Shane McMahon at the next is peak WWE.

Nothing matters from a previous storyline after a week. :roll:

A week? After 5 minutes more like.

Preview for tonight's show:

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If the spoiler about their debut plans for her are true, wouldn't be surprised at that happening since its going to undo the past year and a half or so of character development and direction from her time in NXT.

:eek: at RAW actually starting off with a match and not some long winded or rambling talkie segment.

This Lashley vs. Sheamus match has a weird structure.

The rare heel vs. heel match in WWE but Sheamus suddenly is being booked as if he was a face with this "face in peril" and overcoming the odds treatment.

Its like RAW Creative suddenly forgot everything they did for Sheamus these past few weeks. Even had Drew come out to save him during the post-match attack despite those two being in a blood feud as of yesterday.

Match itself was pretty good though.

Serious Peyton is kind of boring.

I wonder if anything other than Orton/Cosplay King will be announced for Mania on tonight's RAW

Considering that fiery promo Peyton gave a few weeks ago on RAW Talk, this Peyton vs. Asuka match is seriously lacking in energy and/or excitement.

Maybe WWE was right about not giving Peyton singles matches after all.

Asuka vs. Peyton was mostly decent but that went way too long and just exposed how sloppy Peyton still is in the ring.

Rhea/Asuka a better idea than Charlotte/Asuka

:lol: at the rumor of Ripley being a heel for her RAW debut was true after all.

Well that was a lame way to setup Asuka vs. Ripley at Mania.

Rhea channeling her inner Charlotte with how she got that RAW Women's title shot out of nowhere.

Wouldn't be surprised if Rhea is just taking over whatever RAW Creative originally had written down for Charlotte for this Mania build since there is no other reason for why they completely erased a year's worth of top face star build and direction she had on NXT.

Just realized every title match announced for Mania from the RAW side was just someone randomly demanding a title match and getting it granted without having to do anything to earn it.

Drew got it for the WWE title, AJ Styles & Omos with the RAW Tag titles, and now Rhea with the RAW Women's belt.

All that's missing is someone to do the same to Riddle to complete the titles set on RAW.

yeah i think they will keep her a face and just have a good face vs face at mania.

:lol: at this new Miz & Morrison song preview.

Bad Bunny going to defeat Miz at WrestleMania

Stupid Puta

Miz's trajectory on RAW this past few weeks has been weird.

Went from being a typical MitB case holder loser to winning the WWE title to having a wet fart of a title reign to now challenging a celebrity to a match at Mania.

WWE should have never taken the MitB case off of Otis to begin with since Miz's double tenure with it was one of the all-time worst/lamest.

Bad Bunny wheezing and being gassed after barely doing anything isn't a good sign for this Miz vs. Bad Bunny match at Mania.

Why the hell would they make it a one on one match? So much for them seeing Damien Priest as a big star.

Because Bruce Prichard sucks as the boss of RAW's creative and WWE's creative in general.

That promo segment between Styles & Omos and New Day did more to deflate whatever interest I had in seeing that RAW Tag title match at Mania than helped.

RAW has been mostly a big dud so far tonight.