Kobashi would kill you and your yard tard friends.

one chop from him would have you and your pals screaming for your life.

Swede Savard is a killer Seth

I only watch NXT anymore. It reminds me of '80s WWF, just with better matches and less star power. Shorter shows, but stories for every level of the card. I'd recommend starting with the last couple Takeover shows. They do a good job of explaining the characters' back stories before each match and the reasons the matches are happening. If you decide it's not for you, it's not for you. For me, though, it's the only reason I even consider myself a wrestling fan, since I gave up on WWE a year ago and TNA and ROH well before that.

NXT is titties. If you're posting in this thread at all, it's at least worth a shot.

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The future of the WWE. Lol

Wonder what Shane would have done if he were still with the company.

WWE might have opened itself to getting sued by Punk again since they decided to be an active participant in the Dr. Amann lawsuit.

They decided to post a video from the 2014 Rumble and claims of having no medical documents as proof of Punk lying.

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Punk previously showed off a scar of where the lump was and had said during the Colt podcast that his tights covered the lump during the Rumble. Video of him showing the scar is around the 35 seconds mark.

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Most likely the lump wasn't literally the size of a baseball but the WWE not having any documents would tie into Punk's claims of the doctor ignoring to treat or diagnose Punk's illness at the time.

Oh. I wasn't posting when cm punk left. Didn't get the chance to post about what a massive crybaby faggot he is.

Also not sure if I was posting when I made a great tweet about CM punk marrying Gilbert Gottfried
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My best mate Matt used to date Vicki Guerrero. This is a pic of her and their daughter, I couldn't find one of her just by herself, and it's actually a better pic of her as she really does look a lot like Vicki IRL. It's scary.

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Seems like a good time for a new "wrestler lookalike" thread.

You should do it :y:

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I'll be crushing something......

Guess who has arrived at the Lucha Underground temple? Non in-ring spoiler :)

Well they had a good run.

You know, he could just be there to watch and enjoy the show.

They don't have 4 minute matches. How is he going to enjoy the show?

So hostile....

It's actually much, MUCH more well booked than the main program. The only downside is the lack of star power/minor league feel obviously but the characters have consistency in how they're booked, the matches actually seem like they're happening for a reason, the gimmicks are enjoyable, etc. It seems written by someone with an attention span longer than a week.

And that's coming from someone who isn't into the whole "more rasslin', less sports entertainment" crowd. It's just better.

Probably would have been bald as a cueball.

Random Fastlane thoughts:

* I want Cesaro to not only walk out a Tag Team Champion, but I want Cesaro to debut new attire. Why not shake things up aesthetically? Get people talking about you a bit more.

* Stardust was my predicted winner for the Goldust vs. Stardust match in Tipsters, because I think the WWE will go that way, but I want Goldust to win that match cleanly, and for Cody Rhodes to then make his return to retire his brother at WrestleMania.

* I had John Cena pegged to beat Rusev via disqualification, but that route seems tired and predictable. People might be getting Fastlane for free, but I think they want to deliver something special that hooks people. I'm thinking that Rusev might actually beat Cena decisively and clean. Imagine if Rusev beats Cena to a pulp, and tries to win via countout, only for Cena to slide back into the ring and get even more of a beating. Then Rusev locks in The Accolade and Cena passes out in the hold. Cena does a stretcher job and Rusev makes out with Lana in a moment that reflects how big that victory is for both personally. Cena plays Batman and Rusev plays Bane heading into WrestleMania 31. Hulk Hogan can play the coach that gets Cena back on the horse to fight Rusev. Maybe he gets beat-down in the WrestleMania build-up to inspire Cena's return challenge to Rusev.

I'm also fairly certain that Reigns is going to beat Bryan clean, and that plans for WrestleMania will go ahead as originally scheduled. I'm happy to be wrong. Sheamus returns as a heel, makes a target out of Bryan ("Remember when I beat you in 18 seconds, fella?") and Bryan gets a measure of "Hey, I've still got something" when he gets personal retribution for that match by making Sheamus tap at WrestleMania.

Kidd and Cesaro should also use Kidd's theme song. No more WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO.

Cesaro's themes since WrestleMania last year have been abysmal. They should have just gone back to "Miracle" when he aligned with Heyman.

Your view seems rather tainted.

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Or just 100% co-opted Dean Malenko's theme entirely.

I feel like Cesaro and Tyson Kidd could be using that as a theme now.

Fandango is so fucking good.

These battles with Adam Rose could lead to both men "getting serious," ditching their shitty gimmicks and entering themselves in the tag team division. Both men behind the gimmicks are good workers and good promos. Could be a sleeper hit tag team.

WrestleMania is getting so fucking big. They could really turn the "RAW After Mania" into its own massive thing and have big blow-off matches on that one too.

I don't think you'll get people to agree to have their big blow-off match the next night. Nobody goes into the WWE to main event the Raw after WrestleMania.

The Raw after Mania is a big deal just because the crowd doesn't want the weekend to be over. It might even be the people who couldn't get tickets for Mania trying to out do the crowd the night before.

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Our lord and savior Johnny Curtis did something incredibly awesome? Shocker!

Well, good luck to The Miz, Damien Sandow, Goldust & Cody Rhodes then.

Paige and Charlotte's Twitter war could actually be an interesting way to set up a feud for them. Wait until after WrestleMania though.

Goldust and Cody don't deserve it yet. They've feuded for like 5 minutes in this incarnation so far. Miz and Mizdow deserve a WrestleMania match.

Mizdow/Miz has a chance to me one of those epic undercard Mania memories.

I hope that gif of Fandango was unscripted coz that is absolutely fucking brilliant if he landed like that and just went ahead and kissed that chick.

The girl didn't seem to think the kiss was coming.

Reincarnation of Rick Rude right there.

HBK and HHH not on good terms?

Is Fandango babyface now or something?

"On the February 6 Superstars, Fandango defeated Adam Rose while playing to the crowd during and after the match, turning him face."

From wiki.

I think he is just a "whatever, we don't care."

Same with Adam Rose probably.

Nah, Adam Rose clearly a heel now...

Fandango is probably just a "Use him, don't use him, what do we care?" like when Alicia Fox was randomly playing a face/heel from week to week.

Have some ABC Oscar thing on TV on in the background....

Commercial comes on for Oscar "Behind the Scenes" show or something.... using this song:

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listening to this week's TLP and that vote of confidence by [Narcissus voice] YOUR FORMER HOST, NARCISSUS [/Narcissus voice] there :shifty:

I just now realized after watching that Fandango gif for the 72nd time... I get a little Shawn Michaels vibe from him. That seems exactly like something a young face HBK would have done.

Will you be masturbating during the Divas match?

You mean the two who have teased a breakup and feud for close to two years, from Cody leaving the team and returning as Stardust, to leaving again and finally facing off against each other? The really awesome slow build they've built towards this? It doesn't deserve a match over Miz/Mizdow?

yeah goldust has been pushing for that match for 3 years and since he is retireing soon anyway, give him a good send off.

Mizdow can always have his moment with turning on Miz elsewhere on the card, probably in the Andre Battle Royale if they are doing that. Better to keep him with Miz going into Mania because at least then he will have his moment as an over act doing his stunt double schtick before they have to change his character and potentially ruin him.

Feel like I'm seemingly 'going after' STD over the last few days, that isn't the case. Normally I deal with him fine, but I'm finding his posts just crazy recently. Am I starting to see something that I've been missing?

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

In Honour Of Today
 

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I'm a little run down and tired these last few days or some reason. Had a tetanus shot and my arm is still sore from it.

Well that's better than tetanus, at least.

Welp, they have taken over your mind now....you've become one of them!!

Did you have lock jaw?

Ric Flair and The Rock 'N' Roll Express reunited

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I'd much rather see Goldust vs. Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania than The Miz vs. Damien Sandow.

Hot WWE Paige pic:

Looks like Brock and Henry had a baby

I wonder how many thought that was the alleged WWE Paige wardrobe malfunction from tonight?

No work for me today.....Talk is Jericho binge day.

The Paterson one is good

Awesome. 9pm? What time is the PPV there 2am? They'll all be super drunk.

New inductees that will be announced on WWE Raw

That's not funny, they are very deserving of that

I didn't say they weren't. YAY WHOA Hongi is their catchphrase.

Going to Raw tonight. Excited because, after three years living here, I'm finally seeing something at the Bridgestone. Not excited because, well, it's WWE. I'm anticipating seeing a lot of stars tonight, but nothing that's going to make me miss cable. Plus side, no commentary.

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Considering they were my favorite tag team as a kid, really happy right now about them being inducted into the Hall.

Pretty sick of the WWE App keep spoiling shit for me. Latest HOF inductions, PPV results, anything noteworthy gets spoiled via notification.

Yea I hardly ever use the app. Never watch Raw live anymore because of Gothem so all it does is spoiled things for me as well.

lol how is it spoiling anything if it is unveiling stuff after it actually aired? Is this too much of an STD question?

Just uninstall it or see if it has an option to turn off instant notifications.

I am so sick of Dean Ambrose's clothesline.

Yea it was cool the first couple of times but he users to much.

Dean Ambrose's clothesline is so sick of you.

I wouldn't mind it so much if he fucking sold his opponents offense afterwards. Like I remember in a match against Rollins, ambrose took an enziguri, and bounced off and hit the clothesline. But instead of falling down with Rollins he acted like he didn't even just get KICKED IN THE FUCKING HEAD.

I liked that Barrett initially countered it at Fast Lane. Seems like one of those obvious predicaments now, where I get more frustrated when Ambrose stumbles backwards and yet nobody sees it coming.

It's the same as people always going for that stupid swinging punch after Cena's two shoulder tackles.

I live in the UK. PPVs/Raw finishes at 4am, so I can't always watch live. Waking up to a notification telling me that Reigns won the Main Event at Fastlane was mildly annoying. Same if the big talking points on Raw are revealed before I can catch up on Tuesday.

But news of Rikishi and Bushwackers inductions came via the app, and this week it said Lesnar would be on Raw (which obviously didn't happen), those are things I'd like to find out whilst watching the show.

Anyway, I've managed to turn the notifications off.

Or people who try to clothesline Daniel Bryan after he just backflipped over you from the turnbuckle.

I've heard a few mumbles from people about how Kalisto randomly debuted on Main Event, but I sort of like it. Give him a humble start and have him earn eyes.

There have been a few times where I've wanted to see Bo Dallas interrupt a John Cena promo, where he comes out after a humiliating Cena loss and tells John to get back on the horse, and tries to "inspire" Cena, whilst clearly just trying to edge in on his spotlight.

Cena vs. Bo Dallas has way more appeal to me than it arguably should.

Love the Bo Dallas Character....needs to come back.

Man, imagine if Cena had matches against Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas at back-to-back WrestleManias. A weird little piece of trivia that not every fan might get.

Right now I'm imagining Bo Dallas coming back as Cena's inspirational corner man for his match against Rusev at WrestleMania. Then, at WrestleMania, he throws in towel when Cena gets put in The Accolade.

You could either have Dallas cement his heel status right after the match by giving Cena a Future Shock, or you could have Cena be all "What was that about?!?" on RAW, and create a storyline where Cena is actually a bit of a jerk to Bo, which leads to the heel turn, and a deliciously justified heel Bo Dallas.

I was thinking just before: I'd actually rather see The Undertaker vs. Luke Harper, with Bray Wyatt being the instrument behind it all, than Taker vs. Wyatt. As a match. But I always liked the idea of Luke Harper actually being the wrestling guy from The Wyatt Family, with Bray just being the "leader."

Cena's like a self-inspirational machine. I was expecting skits with Hacksaw, Slaughter, and Hogan telling him how he's gotta get back into the fight, and do it for America but he seems to be doing it by himself.

Was expecting the same thing. Cena to be all "Rusev is the better man," Hulk to be like "No way, brother, you need to get back out there," then Rusev beats down Hogan when Cena's not there, and Cena comes roaring back to fight for America out of respect to Hulk.

I would like to see Bray beat him and claim his soul or what ever and have taker accompany Wyatt to the ring and do his dirty work for hin and stuff. When he debuted against Kane in the Inferno match I thought Kane would end up joining them but they put him in the Authority. Just felt like Kane joining them as a chokeslam machine that never talked would have helped Wyatt out more then he has helped the Authority. I can see Wyatt with Takers soul controling him and maybee that could lead to a Taker/Sting were Taker plays the heel and Sting wins and snaps Taker out of it.Then they go on to have Takers retirement match at WM 32.