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Destor 10-24-2021 08:24 AM

Nobody - 8/10


I normally pass on action films but Bob Odenkirk has an eye for scripts so i figured there was something here and sure enough there was. this is about as good of an action flick you could hope to get. Its a very good script that avoids being generic like the genre is drawn to. the action is violent and weighty. the soundtrack is SUPERB. cinematography, which is very difficult to do well with action, is good and often even great. this is a very good action movie and im glad i watched it.

Destor 10-24-2021 08:34 AM

oh and Bob Odenkirk, a fucking comedy writer, might be my favorite actor working today

Bad News Gertner 10-24-2021 10:07 AM

He's so great

Sepholio 10-26-2021 03:43 PM

Dune 2 confirmed. Release date is October 20, 2023.

Seanny One Ball 10-26-2021 06:13 PM

That is good news. It should have a hell of a lot of action, much more than the first half.

Sepholio 10-26-2021 07:22 PM

I wonder if they will exclusively use the weirding modules from the original film or if they will actually try to adapt the weirding way style of hand to hand combat from the books? I think with modern CG they could pull off actually adapting it the way it was in the books this time around. I hope they do anyways. Using both would also be ok.

Seanny One Ball 10-27-2021 07:00 PM

They have pretty comprehensively ignored Lynch’s version, which is good.
I like the original but the Dune you see in this film is almost the main character of the film.

Lock Jaw 10-27-2021 07:53 PM

Never read Dune, never seen the original movie or whatever else there was.... barely know anything about it.... something about a big sand worm and spice that must flow.....

Trailers and whatever for the new one didn't really make me want to rush out to see it....

Big Vic 10-29-2021 11:01 AM

didn't see this for the first time but rewatched Jurassic Park recently. That T-Rex scene is suchhhh a good scene.

El Vaquero de Infierno 10-30-2021 05:13 PM

An American Werewolf in London 7/10 (probably more 6/10, but Jenny Agutter bumps it up a score)

Us 8/10

Ring (original Japanese version) 7.5/10
Not as good as I remember, but it still creeped the hell out of me.

slik 10-31-2021 02:04 AM

Last Night in Soho - 9/10


Loved this.

Destor 10-31-2021 04:19 AM

Parasite - 9/10


really exceptional. im tired so i wont go into a big thing. kerea has tension down to a science and on the surface it delivers exactly that wrapped in a really imaginative plot but this film goes was beyond that. the socioeconomic commentary on South Korean culture is really outstanding. film is incredibly deep and very smart. it twists the knife in its critique of both sides of the growing caste system and is equally unflattering to both. great film. its as close to a 10 as it gets. if the film sticks with me over the years it could easily become one.

El Vaquero de Infierno 10-31-2021 12:18 PM

A Quiet Place: Part 2 7/10

Not as good as the first film, but I still enjoyed it.

El Vaquero de Infierno 10-31-2021 05:29 PM

In the Mouth of Madness 7/10

What. The. Fudge.

Blonde Moment 10-31-2021 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Vaquero de Infierno (Post 5490755)
In the Mouth of Madness 7/10

What. The. Fudge.

Always fun to watch even if the special effects are pretty dated

Fignuts 11-01-2021 05:42 PM

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin - 6/10

Better than the last few installment, but not quite as good as the first films.

Damian Rey 2.0 11-02-2021 09:39 PM

I’m watching the Clooney Batman and Robin with my daughter. Honestly I’m having a blast. It’s like a high budget homage to the Adam West.

Lock Jaw 11-02-2021 11:17 PM

Yeah, I liked the Schumacher Batman movies when I was a youth. I'd probably still enjoy them now, haven't seen them in many a year.

Seanny One Ball 11-03-2021 09:06 PM

Joel Schumacher was sucking a lot of disco dicks in the 90’s.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-06-2021 07:28 PM

Annabelle 6.5/10
Annabelle: Creation 7.5/10
Annabelle Comes Home 6/10

Sixx 11-06-2021 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 5491175)
Yeah, I liked the Schumacher Batman movies when I was a youth. I'd probably still enjoy them now, haven't seen them in many a year.

I don't smoke weed, but I imagine yyou'd have to do exactly that to enjoy them. Either that or receive blaunt force trauma to your head.

Fignuts 11-06-2021 08:14 PM

Eternals - 7/10

I had low expectations going in, as the trailers didn't really do anything for me and the source material bored me to tears, but I ended up enjoying this, overall.

Right off the bat, this would have worked far better as a disney+ series. You've got an entire team of characters being introduced, and a plot that's perhaps even grander in scale than endgame. That said, this is not X-men: Apocalypse. This film actually does a pretty damn good job getting you invested in the many characters and story, despite fitting it all in a single film. It's just not as satisfying as it could have been if it had more time.

It's also been brought to my attention that a large portion of the negativity around this film comes from review bombers upset that the film has a diverse cast and a gay character. Having seen the film, I can safely say that the parallels between extreme woke crowds bombing ghost in the shell for "white washing" and extreme anti-woke crowds bombing this for diversity pandering, would be hilarious if it weren't so depressing. They're two sides of the same coin, and the world would be a better place if said coin got chucked into the sun. The cast is diverse because it has to be, given who these characters are and the effect they have on human history. The gay character just happens to be gay, just like some characters happen to be straight. There's no lgbtq acceptance message anywhere in the movie.

Anyway, moving away from all THAT, this is probably one of, if not the most gorgeously shot films in the mcu. So I'm kind of torn on whether it should have been a tv show or not, as you definitely couldn't have achieved the visual grandeur on a TV budget, disney+ or otherwise.

I think there's going to be people who absolutely love this film. I also think there are people who will hate it. I can't see destor letting some of this movies faults slide as much as I have, for instance. It's definitely not the typical mcu film so it's going to be devisive. They got balls though, to not only try something like that, but do it with an entirely new cast of characters. Gives me hope that marvel is willing to venture out of its comfort zone to keep things from going stagnant.

Sixx 11-06-2021 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5492241)
Eternals - 7/10

I had low expectations going in, as the trailers didn't really do anything for me and the source material bored me to tears, but I ended up enjoying this, overall.

Right off the bat, this would have worked far better as a disney+ series. You've got an entire team of characters being introduced, and a plot that's perhaps even grander in scale than endgame. That said, this is not X-men: Apocalypse. This film actually does a pretty damn good job getting you invested in the many characters and story, despite fitting it all in a single film. It's just not as satisfying as it could have been if it had more time.

It's also been brought to my attention that a large portion of the negativity around this film comes from review bombers upset that the film has a diverse cast and a gay character. Having seen the film, I can safely say that the parallels between extreme woke crowds bombing ghost in the shell for "white washing" and extreme anti-woke crowds bombing this for diversity pandering, would be hilarious if it weren't so depressing. They're two sides of the same coin, and the world would be a better place if said coin got chucked into the sun. The cast is diverse because it has to be, given who these characters are and the effect they have on human history. The gay character just happens to be gay, just like some characters happen to be straight. There's no lgbtq acceptance message anywhere in the movie.

Anyway, moving away from all THAT, this is probably one of, if not the most gorgeously shot films in the mcu. So I'm kind of torn on whether it should have been a tv show or not, as you definitely couldn't have achieved the visual grandeur on a TV budget, disney+ or otherwise.

I think there's going to be people who absolutely love this film. I also think there are people who will hate it. I can't see destor letting some of this movies faults slide as much as I have, for instance. It's definitely not the typical mcu film so it's going to be devisive. They got balls though, to not only try something like that, but do it with an entirely new cast of characters. Gives me hope that marvel is willing to venture out of its comfort zone to keep things from going stagnant.

Why in the fuck should there be some lgbt acceptance stuff?

Blonde Moment 11-06-2021 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Vaquero de Infierno (Post 5492228)
Annabelle 6.5/10
Annabelle: Creation 7.5/10
Annabelle Comes Home 6/10

What would be the best viewing order for those?

Blonde Moment 11-06-2021 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 5492252)
Why in the fuck should there be some lgbt acceptance stuff?

You right. We should wipe all woman on woman and man on man porn off the face of the earth. /S

Fignuts 11-06-2021 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 5492252)
Why in the fuck should there be some lgbt acceptance stuff?

I'm saying there's not, and that's a good thing. This is how including more lgbtq roles should be done. Characters who just are gay rather than sub plots about them being gay and how you had better be okay with that.

Sixx 11-07-2021 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5492258)
I'm saying there's not, and that's a good thing. This is how including more lgbtq roles should be done. Characters who just are gay rather than sub plots about them being gay and how you had better be okay with that.

Ah, then we agree.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-07-2021 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woken Wheel (Post 5492253)
What would be the best viewing order for those?

The original release order, as listed.

Destor 11-07-2021 10:16 PM

Eternals - 4/10


in a word: boring


im not going to write much on this because it doesnt deserve it. the source material is dull so the film at least held true. jumbled plot. far too much going on. the exposition is needed to establish future films but this whole thing is a massive slog.


SPOILER: show
GIMME DAT BLACK KNIGHT THO

Destor 11-07-2021 10:17 PM

that post credit scene is worth the ticket though

Destor 11-07-2021 10:19 PM

oh and when it flashed "the eternals will return" the crowd groaned and i laughed. big same.

Fignuts 11-08-2021 09:04 AM

Called it lol

Destor 11-08-2021 09:23 AM

hey man im glad you liked it. i wish i had your experience over mine

Destor 11-08-2021 09:25 AM

i think they should have watched highlander and wrote the script with that methodology. its a wonderful blue print for telling stories across time.

Fignuts 11-08-2021 11:19 AM

Yeah, I'm not poking fun or anything. I just knew after walking out of the theater "Man, Destor is going to HATE this."

Sixx 11-08-2021 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5492406)
Eternals - 4/10


in a word: boring


im not going to write much on this because it doesnt deserve it. the source material is dull so the film at least held true. jumbled plot. far too much going on. the exposition is needed to establish future films but this whole thing is a massive slog.


SPOILER: show
GIMME DAT BLACK KNIGHT THO

It seemed like shit. Read the plot and I have no idea what this is about.

Destor 11-08-2021 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5492497)
Yeah, I'm not poking fun or anything. I just knew after walking out of the theater "Man, Destor is going to HATE this."

lol no poke fun. i read your review after i posted mine and had a good laugh. you know me well

Destor 11-08-2021 11:28 AM

i like the bollywood scene and the antartica scene. thats nearly it.

Fignuts 11-09-2021 01:41 AM

I loved Makkari. Likeable character, and she stole the show in every fight scene she was a part of. I greatly appreciate that they didn't go with the "speedster see's everything in slow motion" trope that's been in so many movies and shows. She's shown running and fighting in real time, but it's shot in such a way that you can still tell what she's doing. Very well done. If they were to take one character from this to join the Avengers and show up in other films, I'd pick her.

Destor 11-09-2021 02:14 AM

her powers were appealing unlike...everyone else. a speedster theif is a fun idea but im not sure id say she was a defined character (an issue that plagues every character in the film other than Icarus) so im unsure if i care if she comes back or not.

and thats really the issue with the movie in a nut shell. half the run time is seeking out a host of characters we dont know and never get to know. it just shouts that the stakes are super high and we need to care cause stakes.

Pikes arc the biggest causality. it has the legs to be really fulfilling arc but if you timed the screen time dealing with the set up id be shocked if it had 7 min of screen time.

if you cut half the characters, kept the run time and used it to tell a more focused narrative youd have something thats going to get these characters over.

simply "we dont know where everyone is" and then by hearing about the events of the film in future films the reunite in full. everyone gets properly established.

this instead is akin to skipping all of phase 1 and starting with an avengers film out of the gate.

Destor 11-09-2021 02:23 AM

the ones you arent going to establish in the present have them appear in the past. if you wanted to cast them early fine or show them out of focus or out of frame. build intrigue in meeting them. there's a dozen ways to go about it...what they did though.. ugh.

Destor 11-09-2021 02:24 AM

then theres the unfocused theming, multiple unrealized villains, and over all pacing issues...

Destor 11-09-2021 02:25 AM

and our protag seems to be personality deficient

Destor 11-09-2021 02:25 AM

very very flawed

Fignuts 11-09-2021 02:30 AM

By the the third act there was no point in Kor being there, other than giving Angelina Jolie something to do.

Good ideas in this movie, but no where near enough time to see them fully realized.

Destor 11-09-2021 08:05 AM

yeah the deviants in general are just a narrative device to give the audience action while they get through the exposition to establish the real threat(s)

Lock Jaw 11-09-2021 10:34 PM

Eternals - 8/10

Lock Jaw weighing in here.... was mad worried about this one since I read some Eternals stuff once and it was mad boring... and heard it was getting bad reviews, and it got a bad review from Destor...

But I ended up really enjoying it. Thought it was really well done, and different than most other Marvel movies. For the first time in a long time, I'd actually consider re-watching a Marvel movie, and am super interested in a sequel for the sequel's sake and not "I want to see the next chapter in the MCU" sake.

SPOILER: show
My biggest gripe with it if I had to choose one was the reveal of Icarus having killed Ajak and knowing about the emergence and everything. Surely there could have been a more dramatic way of revealing it all than just randomly having a flashback to it.

Also, I had predicted that the little kid one/Sprite would die in this movie because it wouldn't make sense for an ageless Eternal character to be suddenly getting older in sequels... I guess transforming her into a human solved that problem too.

I was a bit confused though... why do both Robb Stark and Jon Snow love Cersei in this? Wonder if Jamie Lannister will be in any sequel.

Frank Drebin 11-10-2021 03:57 PM

Everyone seems to agree that this one is "different".

Destor 11-10-2021 04:17 PM

im all for trying new things and i think marvel films have been pretty varried

M-A-G 11-10-2021 05:27 PM

The Eternals - 1 and a half stars out of 4.

I mean, there are some good ideas and cool scenes but, man, is it put together in a way that makes it hard to care. I don't get some of the casting choices and it ultimately feels like a set up more than anything else. I liked it more than I thought I would so that's something...I guess.

M-A-G 11-10-2021 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5492636)
and our protag seems to be personality deficient

If you're talking about Gemma Chan, yeah, I don't get what they saw in her that made them believe she was worth a double casting.

Destor 11-10-2021 06:22 PM

i chop it up to the writing. there's nothing in that script for her. its a blank slate.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-11-2021 02:51 PM

Dune: Part One 9/10

I could have watched another 2-3 hours of this goodness.

I was also supposed to see the new Bond film, but I couldn't be arsed, so I'll watch it on a pirate site tomorrow or at some point soon.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-12-2021 03:49 PM

Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings 7.5/10

Standard Marvel fair, but I enjoyed it more than Black Widow.

McLegend 11-12-2021 11:32 PM

The Last of The Mohicans(1992)- 10/10

The last 35 minutes are crazy.

Seanny One Ball 11-13-2021 12:12 AM

That whole film is tits, in fairness. The Gael at the end is one of the best bits of soundtrack use ever in film. It synchs up brilliantly with the action. Tremendous stuff, it’s a sorely overlooked film for whatever reason but I love it.

McLegend 11-13-2021 07:05 AM

The music is beautiful. There is the “jig” music which I think I want played everytime I walk into a room.

I think it’s overlooked, because the year it came out is a pretty loaded year.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-13-2021 09:34 AM

No Time to Die 8/10

A good send off for Daniel Craig.

Destor 11-14-2021 02:30 PM

Lenny - 7/10


Like most biopics finding a narrative throughline but for the genre this does as well as the bulk. Dustin Hoffman is very good through the entirety and they film hits all the major notes youd want to see covered.

the one moment i wish was in the film is after his final moment. he was famously found dead on his toilet from a morphine OD. the freind who found him pulled his pants up for dignity sake. the legend has it that the police, out of spite and vengeance, striped him naked and layed him in the bathroom floor arranging needles about him to make sure he was finally properly humilated before taking the crime scene photo.

including the photo as the final shot of the film was a great touch for the emotional resonance but to omit the conspiracy i think is a mistake. it should have been an opportunity, like Lennys material, to analyse the hypocrisy and obscenity of the system.

solid film but i wish they had been more aggressive

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-14-2021 05:59 PM

Red Notice 6.5/10

Slight, derivative and not as clever as it thinks, but remains watchable due to its three leads.

Seanny One Ball 11-14-2021 06:27 PM

Watching “Shang-Chi” and during the bus fight I am 99% sure he sits down next to Mary Mouser of Cobra Kai game. You only see her face for a second but I’m sure it was her...

Seanny One Ball 11-14-2021 06:32 PM

There’s no “girl on bus” credit on IMDB despite it naming a couple of the seen passengers.
I bet that was her doing a micro-cameo. Like when celebs are secret stormtroopers in Star Wars films...

Seanny One Ball 11-14-2021 06:34 PM

Great fight scene actually. I love a fight to a funky beat.

Seanny One Ball 11-14-2021 06:42 PM

Ok that definitely ain’t Mary Mouser...

Cobra Kai on the brain...

Destor 11-14-2021 07:04 PM

the bus fight is a high point to be sure

Blonde Moment 11-14-2021 07:59 PM

Shang-Chi 7.5/10

Jungle Cruise 8/10

Lock Jaw 11-15-2021 12:04 AM

Home Sweet Home Alone - 5/10

I dunno. Not a good movie at all, but at the same time I didn't completely feel like I hated it. Probably because Lock Jaw :heart: Ellie Kemper.

Seanny One Ball 11-15-2021 04:03 PM

Shang-Chi was good, it got a bit ropey towards the end because they made the lead up far too long but it had some great action and a surprising amount of solid comedy.
Akwafina is an incredibly annoying person though, that was a bad choice.

Interesting that the dad in this is essentially the Mandarin... I’m not too down with the mythology and all that but it was an interesting call-back.

Sixx 11-16-2021 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 5494190)
Home Sweet Home Alone - 5/10

I dunno. Not a good movie at all, but at the same time I didn't completely feel like I hated it. Probably because Lock Jaw :heart: Ellie Kemper.

This franchise is still alive? I imagine this must sùck big time.

drave 11-16-2021 11:27 AM

Tenet - 9/10




Will watch again.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-16-2021 12:11 PM

I feel like I should rewatch Tenet, but I would need to do so with some earphones, as when I went to see it at the cinema, I could not make out the dialogue at all.

Seanny One Ball 11-16-2021 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 5494190)
Home Sweet Home Alone - 5/10

I dunno. Not a good movie at all, but at the same time I didn't completely feel like I hated it. Probably because Lock Jaw :heart: Ellie Kemper.



I noticed this was out and when I looked at the cast I thought “Well it can’t be too bad” but I have read some scathing reviews.

Leave Home Alone...Alone

M-A-G 11-16-2021 06:21 PM

Just like with the Taken series, at some point you have to face the fact that we're dealing with some shitty parents.

Seanny One Ball 11-18-2021 03:54 PM

Home Alone would have been called “Not Taken(on holiday)” if it came out now.

In fact why didn’t they do that now. Not Taken, some kid gets left behind by their bad parents and has to fight their way to Barbados or wherever they went.
I’d watch that shit...

Seanny One Ball 11-18-2021 03:54 PM

Hang on that’s sort of just Baby’s Day Out isn’t it?

Film was nuts!

Damian Rey 2.0 11-18-2021 05:59 PM

The Harder They Fall-7/10 fun predominately black casted west based on historical figures in a factionalized western story about power, revenge and hard truths. Really liked it. The set pieces are fun but it’s the interactions between characters that’s the selling point.

OssMan 11-21-2021 08:56 PM

Fever Pitch (UK One)

It was fine. I like the neighborhoods around arsenal stadium so thats cool. Ive seen the US one over a hundred times so wanted to check this one out. The guy sucks and the girl kinda sucks too. Its ok

wwe2222 11-21-2021 11:21 PM

Eternals - 4.5/10. Probably my least favorite Marvel film. Too many characters but did not really care about any one of them. Would’ve worked better as a series.

Ghostbusters Afterlife - 7/10. Huge GB fan growing up. Movie has its ups and downs. The third act moves way too fast and the lead up to the final Battle is rushed but movie had enough high points for me to enjoy it. 2nd post credit scene was one of best scenes in the film. Great seeing Ecto-1 in some real action.

Lock Jaw 11-22-2021 11:55 PM

Ghostbusters: Afterlife - 8/10 Pretty entertaining.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-24-2021 05:04 PM

Venom: Let there be Carnage 6/10

A bit something and nothing.

Fignuts 11-25-2021 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Vaquero de Infierno (Post 5496717)
Venom: Let there be Carnage 6/10

A bit something and nothing.

I think Eddie and the symbiote are great and their interactions are entertaining, but everything around them is shit. That goes for both movies. Glad he's in the mcu now, and will hopefully be in a good movie.

El Vaquero de Infierno 11-25-2021 12:23 PM

I do not disagree, Figgy, my man.

Damian Rey 2.0 11-26-2021 03:53 AM

Last Night in Soho-7/10

The first two thirds of this was stellar. The twist ending was cool but for some reason felt underwhelming. Probably because everything before it was great.

drave 11-27-2021 10:18 AM

MCU needs to stop faffing about and get Neflix's Daredevil back on television.

Destor 11-27-2021 10:53 AM

never going to happen, least not on netflix. although the contract has lapsed to disney could revive it on D+

drave 11-29-2021 10:20 AM

Yeah, that's what needs to happen.

Lock Jaw 11-29-2021 10:22 AM

Apparently Wilson Fisk is a LOCK to appear in Hawkeye.

In the sense that Mephisto was a LOCK to appear in WandaVision.

El Vaquero de Infierno 12-03-2021 05:47 PM

The Last Duel 6.5/10

It is not a bad film by any means, but there is something a bit flat about it; I'm not sure what, though.

Lock Jaw 12-03-2021 05:59 PM

Was it the duel?

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 05:59 PM

No Time To Die - 2.5/4
SPOILER: show

When I sit down to watch a James Bond film I do so knowing that the film requires my full attention otherwise I'll miss something small that matters hugely in a later moment. However, when watching "No Time To Die" I felt like I must have missed something that was to be resolved later on...all the way through the film. There were several issues that should have been used for much more yet which were given cursory nods and nothing more.
When your main villain looks so interesting, then re-emerges looking like he's wearing make-up you had better wipe that shit off at some point before the film ends. They already had that moment in Skyfall though, which begs the question why design a baddie that is a composite of other better baddies in the first place? They gave him almost no backstory and made no effort to flesh the character out in other ways. He was introduced as evil and appeared occasionally only to be slightly more evil than Blofeld...which in itself doesn't really do anything for anybody. The entire series of films was used to build towards Blofeld for fuck's sake...now he's killed off indirectly by "some guy".
That's the main failing point for this series of films, and this film in particular. It builds magnificently towards the film Spectre, then resolves it and yet decides to continue on with a film which kind of spits right in the face of everything you have learned about this iteration of the character so far.
This Bond is a frazzled sociopath from the ground up...he's a fucked up kid who grew into a fucked up man and he's absolutely not the sort of guy who would even want to know he had a child and certainly not the sort to have that child used against him at crunch time. What this Bond becomes by the end of this film is a total convert and martyr to a cause that he has never fully believed in but who's cynicism could not trump his sense of duty. No I'm not talking about National Service, I'm talking about family.

There is a lot to complain about with this because it's a character piece that kills off everything I loved about the character...
They took the best part of "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" and ran it into the ground twice purely to drive the point home that Bond was now capable of love...they stole the motivation from "License To Kill" by fucking with Felix just to churn out the only truly great line of the film yet which still feels pretty cheap to me. They even made sure to turn Q gay and introduce a black female 007 who had all of the charm and grace of Brie Larson's Carol Danvers... She wasn't bad actually, at least she was great in the physical scenes after seeing Ana De Armas flying around like a telescopically zoomed Tinkerbell kicking shit out of hitmen...

Don't get me started on the inclusion of the child nor of the multiple red herrings, at one point I think Bond is actually carrying one on a hook just to really keep you on your toes. Though now that I think about it maybe it was a red snapper so even the red herring is a red herring...

It just doesn't really make sense overall...the plot itself is pretty good actually if massively derivative and the whole missile silo's in the island base thing is just mind bogglingly on the nose in 2021...but it's the ending that really REALLY fucked me off.
Up to that point this would be a 2.5-3/4 film because the action is about as well shot as you can get, it actually reminded me of the later Mission Impossible films with how brilliantly done the stunts were, but that ending totally wrecked my suspension of disbelief...

You see Blofeld die about twenty seconds after nano bot exposure earlier in the film. It's a pretty odd moment because they sort of throw it away in the context of the series, I mean it's a huge moment and they just pop it right in the middle of the film and race on from it immediately after barely acknowledging it...however the point I'm getting to is that James Bond gets nano-botted at the end and then spends minutes not dying...

This is the world's most deadly weapon apparently...enough to kill a terrorist mastermind in seconds....but Bond has to wait until it rains missiles to actually die.

....and that's another thing! The missiles blowing him to bits at the end were far too abrupt and visible. You don't show James Bond getting vapourised at the end of a goddamn Bond film you fucking heathens.

FUCK!

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Vaquero de Infierno (Post 5498574)
The Last Duel 6.5/10

It is not a bad film by any means, but there is something a bit flat about it; I'm not sure what, though.

I agree, and I think it was an awful big film for such a small and easily told story.

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 5498575)
Was it the duel?

The duel is the best part of the film. Fucking class it was...I just wish Ridley Scott would let the action breathe a bit more in his films. He runs it all way too closely together and makes it hard to see the finer details, but I suppose in a real fight that exactly what happens...just not when you're wearing 200lbs of armour plate on top of you.

Lock Jaw 12-03-2021 06:04 PM

@Seanny

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The poison Bond got was not his DNA but the braud's (and by extension his daughter). Hence why he didn't die from the poison.

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 06:15 PM

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Ok that makes sense, I do remember Safin saying that with "just one hair" he had everything he needed of her. Also remember him putting that hair in the napkin earlier.

So why did he bother showing Bond the broken vial in his hand then? Why did Bond acknowledge it as if he was now infected?

What was going on there....

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 06:18 PM

Ahhhh ok I just rewatched that ending bit again...

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Bond isn't poisoned himself...but he will kill his missus and kid if he sees them again....ok...that's actually not too bad.

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 06:19 PM

I was probably just too annoyed by the other stuff to really absorb that speech. I think it might be Rami Malek's teeth that threw me. He should never have had them done, they are absurd. Like Chicklets.

Damian Rey 2.0 12-03-2021 07:05 PM

Belzebuth-8/10

Movie starts out as a seemingly paint by the numbers tortured cop hunts satanic murderer. That changes quickly. It progresses into a horror movie about faith, the debió and Jesus’s resurrection. It takes place in Mexicali, Baja California, MX, which also happens to be my wife’s hometown.

It starts out as a seemingly paint by the numbers tortured soul cop hunts a satanic murderer. That quickly changes as horror and spiritual elements unfold as the story reveals exactly what’s going on about halfway through.

I was high as shit when the Devil stuff kicked in and lemme tell you it was effective lol. I really enjoyed it though. Wasn’t expecting anything like what it ended up being.

Seanny One Ball 12-03-2021 07:50 PM

Yeah but does it start out as a seemingly paint by numbers tortured soul cop hunts satanic murderer? That’s what I want to know.

OssMan 12-04-2021 11:05 AM

True Stories

been watching movies in the morning b4 work, feels very surreal... surreal movie... good... really good music. had a feeling it was talking heads. This would be a good movie to get on LaserDisc

El Vaquero de Infierno 12-04-2021 05:47 PM

The King 7/10

Historical inaccuracies aside, I quite enjoyed it. The film could have done with more Robert Pattinson, though.

Seanny One Ball 12-04-2021 06:01 PM

If it’s not about space it has to be about historical royalty or the aristocracy or a foreign equivalent otherwise El Vaquero won’t watch it.


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