deadspin investigates WM 35 NJ Transit fiasco

I made a note of the time I left. I started to leave at 12:28 and had to essentially walk all the way down from upper level on side of stadium opposite of the trains and it took me 9 minutes to get to the line and I guess I got on the 12:45 train

I wasn’t paying attention to the times but I was on that first train, 12:37 apparently

The second Becky won I left my seat, took a piss, and booked it outside. Anybody who stuck around to watch the celebration was fucked.

Khali vs Taker vs this guy who's the only one that can walk properly.

I have Lanny on facebook. He's amazing. He'll answer any question you ask. Really cool guy.

I really don't know why Lanny wasn't used much better. Sure he's the walking definition of an eccentric but this is WWF baby, he should have his own corner.

It's not like he was weak in the ring either, he knew what to do and had a great moonsault.

Futher we have WCW who signed him for years and never sent him to work except one time I believe.

He’d hate it, I’d bet. The handshake is what seals it. The simultaneous shit *could* happen, in some bizarre sort of way. But I don’t think he’d be mad at MJF...just disappointed.

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He did pretty well as The Genius . I think they felt he was too goofy to be pushed harder. I actually liked his tag team with George Wells of all people. They did a couple t.v's. I think he would have been better suited as a tag team guy.

That’s awesome. I want my own group of dancers to perform whenever I walk into a room.

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I pretty much booked it after the pinfall, piss etc. But I looked around for the Meadowland buses to the Port Authority. So, I ended up in a fairly long line although I was probably lucky I wasn't further down the line because of the quick. A lot of the people there were worse off for not being from the Northeast. I had a winter coat with a hood. Not sure how it didn't start raining until after WrestleMania.

Rest of the horror story isn't WWE or Metlife's fault. Got into the PA in time for my bus but didn't have a driver for the bus until like 8 am (Bus was supposed to leave at 2:45am. Got into Boston and then took the commuter rail and then an uber home.

Got back at like 3pm.

Greyhound still hasn't responded to my request for information or anything about what happened. I tweeted to Bix about what was happening live.

I think i'm gonna get this Alexa Bliss figure, but I wish i could see the ass. Looks like they nailed the hips and thighs though. And the coochie cutter shorts. But what the fuck is that belt?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Ibx1aX...g&name=900x900

Nikki's got a messed up European Championship or a half-finished WWF's Woman's World Championship.

Alexa got a full Attitude Era WWF Woman's World Championship.

I had to wait almost 2 hours at Secaucus for a train going to Newark. It started raining on the train ride back to Newark and I had to walk about 2 miles in the rain since I had planned on using the Newark Light Rail which was supposed to have longer than normal hours for a Sunday..

The biggest lol of that whole report was NJT thought busses were going to help them move 11,000+ people at maybe 60 people a bus.

Timing wise it felt like the stars and planets aligned for me getting out of there. Got on the first train, only had to wait at Secaucus for around 10 minutes for my train to Penn Station to arrive. Back at Penn Station around 1:40-1:45.

My hotel was only 7 or 8 city blocks from Penn Station/MSG. Started sprinkling when I was a block and a half away from the hotel. Walked in at just about 2 AM. By the time I went up the elevator and into my room, I could hear the rain pounding the windows.

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From my Twitter archives

No.

WMMNS WVYWLTH CHAMDIDN

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Damn HBK

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Sharp pains while watching that.

Somebody must need money.

Fuck me in the mouth that's bad

Amy Smart?!

Released a year ago in Germany :wtf:

Makes wwe movies looks half decent, and that saying something.

I'm very disappointed in Amy Smart.

When Jerry Lawler appears on Raw Reunion this week, he'll be the first person to have appeared on 1,000 Raws

Whoa.

It would be a wonderful life to have this thing walking around the house in some white cotton panties. Cooking me some food. Playing with the animals.Playing video games. Shitting in my face.

I recently had a dream in which I was dating Alexa and she very much enjoyed giving me stripper-esque lapdances and grinding dat ass into my cock

Bro... she did not.

Everybody knows you'd have to be rough and stern with Alexa to get her to submit. I don't see her as the type who'd wake up quietly before me to start brewing my coffee. You'd have to get in control somehow, mind games, perhaps you could watch some old Mankind/Taker/Goldust stuff to get ideas.

I just don't want any of you to get stuck quietly waking up before her to brew her coffee.