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Fignuts 08-31-2020 04:57 AM

Nah it's the one with Hogan and Mr. T

Seanny One Ball 08-31-2020 05:03 AM

Yeah, then do 4 with Lundgren.

Stallone told Dolph Lundgren to hit him for real so he could get some good action shots during filming. Dolph didn't want to but Stallone kept asking so he finally did and Stallone had to go to the hospital. He punched him once... in the chest...

GD 08-31-2020 05:09 AM

Bill & Ted Face The Music - 6/10

GD 09-01-2020 01:46 PM

Started watching Before Sunrise as I try to stay awake. Ethan Hawke looks so handsome. Will finish tomorrow.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-01-2020 01:58 PM

I fell in love with Julie Delpy whilst watching Before Sunrise, and again during Before Sunset.

I think Before Midnight is my favourite of the trilogy; all the whimsy is removed and just turns dark as Hawke and Delpy tear into one another with all their bottled-up frustrations etc.

Sixx 09-01-2020 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5366792)
Jack And Jill is easy to reach. Sandler has an entire stack of his own just behind the Coen brothers.

Jack And Jill is a hilarious film btw. Very underrated.

You made Jesus cry.

Seanny One Ball 09-01-2020 09:37 PM

Watching some John Lovitz flick called "High School High".

The sight gags are tits. Some guy had a car chase in his hair and there was a bout of forced pipe smoking.
Funny stuff so far.
He can't change his radio off a rap song lol

Seanny One Ball 09-01-2020 09:41 PM

John Lovitz is mad funny.

Think his face is perfect for "WTF"

Seanny One Ball 09-01-2020 09:42 PM

His story in Rat Race is still one of my favourite things ever. He turns into Hitler FFS...

Damian Rey 2.0 09-02-2020 12:42 AM

I Am Mother-7/10

Futuristic thriller where a lone droid raises what you're initially led to believe the only human on earth, until Hillary Swank shows up and begins to plant doubt in the robot raised young lady's head.

Things pick up from there with the story leading you in different directions about what exactly is going on, building to a rather grim ending.

Lock Jaw 09-02-2020 01:14 AM

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - 8/10 def saw it as a kid but remembered like nothing of it..... was pretty good... can clearly see why/how it became a cult classic

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - 6.5/10 again def saw it as a kid but remembered pretty much nothing of it... except that as a kid I liked the first one more.

GD 09-02-2020 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 5370479)
Started watching Before Sunrise as I try to stay awake. Ethan Hawke looks so handsome. Will finish tomorrow.

This movie is so beautiful.

Sixx 09-02-2020 09:02 AM

GAY

GD 09-02-2020 10:22 AM

Before Sunrise - 10/10

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-02-2020 10:49 AM

Watch the other two films, son.

Seanny One Ball 09-02-2020 04:34 PM

Richard Stinklater lol

Seanny One Ball 09-02-2020 04:34 PM

Nah he's alright actually...

But he'd better watch it...

Helmsphere 09-02-2020 05:00 PM

Uncle Peckerhead: 5.5/10

Lock Jaw 09-02-2020 10:50 PM

Bill & Ted Face the Music - 7.5/10 Was enjoyable enough.

Emperor Smeat 09-03-2020 01:58 AM

Magnificent Seven - 3.5 out of 5

Was a very good Western action film although it did drag a bit at times.

Helmsphere 09-03-2020 05:38 AM

Bill & Ted face the music: 7/10

Destor 09-03-2020 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emperor Smeat (Post 5370912)
Magnificent Seven - 3.5 out of 5

Was a very good Western action film although it did drag a bit at times.

the remake? thought it was horrendous

Emperor Smeat 09-03-2020 06:23 PM

Yeah the remake.

Never saw the original so I didn't have a basis for comparison and the last Western film I remember watching was the remake of True Grit around a decade ago.

The film could have benefited by being around 15-30 minutes less since the over 2 hour run time didn't really help its flow or pacing at times.

Helmsphere 09-03-2020 10:14 PM

Guns Akimbo: 8/10

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-04-2020 03:47 PM

Underworld 7/10

Early 2000s action film, with the era's penchant for leather outfits intact.

I've seen parts of it in the past, but never the full film. I'm going to watch the others in the series, as most are free on Prime.

Lock Jaw 09-04-2020 03:58 PM

There are sooo many movies in that series and you are the first person ever that I have known to have actually watched any of them

Destor 09-04-2020 04:27 PM

i like the 1st two

Destor 09-04-2020 04:28 PM

i have a soft slot for the vampire genre

Droford 09-04-2020 04:56 PM

am I misremembering or did they spin off the Lycan side of the movie for its own movie?

I might have been thinking of Rise of the Lycans

Seanny One Ball 09-04-2020 05:07 PM

Drowning By Numbers - 3/4

Peter Greenaway with another artistic, stylish series of images telling a story that is held together by a framing device so strange that I'm convinced it is too smart for its own good.

Everything I have seen of Peter Greenaway is far, far too smart for its own good. Like when you play someone legit at pool and they just beast you right off the bat so many times they have to do trick shots with their non dominant arm to keep it fun.

I get the story for the most part, but the numbers and the games are all beyond me right now. I think I have a lot of rewatching to do and a lot of reading.
I did enjoy it though, I just don't really trust myself to articulate why until I understand it better or confirm that what I do believe is actually true.

Peter Greenaway has walked into my bathroom and made me shy to pee.

Seanny One Ball 09-05-2020 01:48 PM



Possibly my favourite instrumental of all time. I know it from The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover but it was prevalent in Drowning By Numbers too.

It's absolutely beautiful.

Lock Jaw 09-05-2020 02:26 PM

Was alright.

Sixx 09-05-2020 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5371123)
i have a soft slot for the vampire genre

You just like sucking, admit it.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-05-2020 03:37 PM

Underworld Evolution 7.3/10

I preferred the sequel to the original.

Kate Beckinsale is also ridiculously hot.

GD 09-05-2020 04:29 PM

What the...

Destor 09-05-2020 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixxT9 (Post 5371317)
You just like sucking, admit it.

who doesnt? the sexual nature of vampires is well represented.

Destor 09-05-2020 07:28 PM

Im Thinking of Ending Things - 8/10


one of the best films ive seen in the past 10 years or so. everything is on point. wont go into because this film would be very easy to spoil but i highly reccomend it

RP 09-05-2020 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5371360)
Im Thinking of Ending Things - 8/10


one of the best films ive seen in the past 10 years or so. everything is on point. wont go into because this film would be very easy to spoil but i highly reccomend it

Maybe expand on this? I dont know?

Destor 09-05-2020 09:56 PM

i could but i wont

Helmsphere 09-06-2020 10:37 PM

I love the Underworld movies. Granted I've only seen up to Rise of The Lycans.

slik 09-07-2020 02:27 AM

Class Action Park - 7.5/10

Good documentary on Jersey's infamous Action Park.

Droford 09-07-2020 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5371710)
Class Action Park - 7.5/10

Good documentary on Jersey's infamous Action Park.

Did you see the movie with Johnny Knoxville ? I thought that was ok.

Blonde Moment 09-07-2020 09:26 PM

ASher 3.5/5

Lock Jaw 09-07-2020 09:49 PM

Critters - 7/10
Critters 2 - 7.5/10
Critters 3 - 6/10
Critters 4 - 5/10
Critters Attack - 6.5/10

Seanny One Ball 09-07-2020 11:11 PM

Wow, where did Critters 4 go off the rails?

Seanny One Ball 09-07-2020 11:12 PM

Not enough Critters I'll bet

Seanny One Ball 09-07-2020 11:13 PM

Critters 4 is the Rocky 5 of the Critters franchise. I bet one of them wears fingerless gloves and a fedora and they play rap music during fight scenes.

Seanny One Ball 09-07-2020 11:17 PM

Rocky 5 still an above average movie though.
Two of its main cast are now dead and neither is Burt Young. They were young though.
Just not Burt Young.

Lock Jaw 09-07-2020 11:25 PM

I liked Rocky V

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 07:38 AM

Yeah it's not Rocky 3 though is it

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-09-2020 03:39 PM

Underworld Rise of the Lycans 6.8/10

Standard action film; I didn't really see the point to this prequel, as it didn't really expand upon what was already mentioned in the previous two films.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-10-2020 03:17 PM

Underworld: Awakening 6/10

Blah, but somewhat entertaining.

I don't think I'll watch the fifth film, Blood Wars, unless it becomes free on Prime.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-11-2020 03:25 AM

Parasite-10/10

Funny, sad, intense, and touching all in one movie about a dirt poor family conning a rich family into hiring them into different, unrelated roles, with all kinds of shenanigans to follow.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-11-2020 11:53 AM

Tenet 7/10

I wasn't sure what was going on a lot of the time, mainly because the dialogue seemed to be muffled by the incidental music.

This seems to be a regular issue for Nolan films; whomever does his audio mixing should be fired.

Lock Jaw 09-11-2020 12:09 PM

Wondered if that was only me....

Lock Jaw 09-11-2020 12:10 PM

I remember it being terrible for that in Interstellar

Damian Rey 2.0 09-12-2020 02:23 AM

Tenet-7/10 (for now)

There's a really interesting, engaging, thought provoking movie about agents and villains manipulation of time buried under a never ending bombardment of sound, base and movie score.

I found myself wanting to be engaged and enthralled in this movie, but fuck me was a lot of dialogue lost on me.

The other issue, which up till Interstellar seemed like a Nolan strength were characters, character interaction and chemistry. Here, it takes about the whole movie to reveal who the characters are. Nolan keeps everything about the main players close to the chest until the end. I haven't seen Dunkirk, but I've seen everything before it. This might be the movie I enjoyed the least.

That said, once it's up for home viewing and I can put on subtitles, i think I'll enjoy much more.

Frank Drebin 09-13-2020 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5351071)
Vivarium - 3.5/4

House hunting goes badly wrong for an unwary, unwitting couple.
The film opens with a nasty piece of repulsive nature and follows on with pastel coloured pop-art sets that look like they came straight out of a housing development flyer from the 50's.
Peter Greenaway would love these sets, they look so plastic and blatant that they themselves supply a great element of unease to go with the immediately insidious storyline as well as the performance of the bizarre realtor.
Not to give anything away at all(because the plot is so small and brilliant), this is a film about a situation nobody can do anything about. They have been put there, they are stuck there and making the best of it doesn't ever seem to be a truly viable option.

Eisenberg always struck me best as a naturally neurotic character playing himself off as confident, which is a perfect reason to cast him here because he does it brilliantly and in an extremely restrained and far less verbose character than usual. He jumps from idyllic to insane pretty quickly in this film, or at least his actions would be criminally insane in any other environment outside of this one. Were I posting this on some turd website I'd suggest multiple trigger warnings for people who can't handle a bit of grit, but in the context it is completely essential to the tone.
Man and woman begin to fall apart over the course of the movie due to the malignant influence of a terrible mystery.

This is a film to think about because it explains so little and yet makes sense within its own rules and decisions. It isn't a strange film for the sake of it, it adheres to its own standards and makes the effort to give you something you can take as far as you want in your own imagination.

This was pretty much the best film I could have seen after explaining why "Knives Out" bored me enough to turn it off.
It made the effort to create a mystery, then it provided solid dialogue and story progression based on believable reactions to the premise.

I very much enjoyed and was creeped out by "Vivarium", but be warned. There are a couple of moments in this film that could be described as "just fucking stupid" if it took you even slightly out of the movie.
Luckily I was already too engrossed to care, however this is a distinct possibility with people who do not want anything particularly overt in an otherwise fairly complex little story about a nightmare in real life.

Excellent performances from top to bottom in a tiny cast makes everything more impactful. The plot was clearly set, well paced and executed well enough to induce existential terror.

I would advise anyone who has seen it or wants to see it to read the John Steinbeck short "Johnny Bear", watch the Quentin Dupieux film "Wrong" and have a look for Peter Greenaway's "Tulse Luper Chronicles" in any form you can find it in order to see similar set designs which surely had to have an impact on these.

So fn good. 3.5....maybe 4 out of 4. Ill see after a 2nd viewing somewhere in the future.

This pretty much played right into my fears as to why I'm not having kids. The idea of being trapped in what you're "supposed to be doing" is horrifying to me. Work for years on end just to be stuck in this endless cycle where you raise some brat kid and then you die.

Bleak af.

Seanny One Ball 09-13-2020 03:23 AM

It is a pretty remarkable piece of cinema. You should chase it up with "The Art Of Self Defense" for more Poots/Eisenberg brilliance.

slik 09-13-2020 04:55 AM

Subway (1985) - 6.5/10

Luc Besson's first film. It's visually pleasing to look at and the soundtrack/score is rather good but the plot isn't much and the characters don't have any growth or change.

slik 09-13-2020 05:01 AM

This was probably my favorite scene in Subway.



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Destor 09-13-2020 05:09 AM

cuties - 1/10

GD 09-13-2020 05:46 AM

The online reaction is good enough for me to not watch it.

Destor 09-13-2020 05:47 AM

i think youd really enjoy it :y:

Destor 09-13-2020 05:48 AM

we never like the same movies

Destor 09-13-2020 05:48 AM

and i hated this. HATED it. so youll love it

GD 09-13-2020 05:56 AM

No thanks.

Frank Drebin 09-13-2020 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5373326)
and i hated this. HATED it. so youll love it

Odd. I thought you said there was a big dance number at the end. This isnt the Destor I know.

Destor 09-13-2020 05:05 PM

there certainly is

Frank Drebin 09-13-2020 05:12 PM

So that means you automatically like it!

Destor 09-13-2020 08:11 PM

if only one of them had sang WAP...so close to the perfect film

GD 09-16-2020 03:59 PM

Just completed Netflix's "The Social Dilemma". While it is corny in parts, it certainly worth indulging for the good parts. I would like to believe that most of y'all are aware of what it is trying to convey. 5.5/10

Seanny One Ball 09-16-2020 05:42 PM

Get ready for a real life 500 days of Summer, lads.

Helmsphere 09-17-2020 12:16 AM

Becky 7/10

It was really hard to buy Kevin James as a Neo Nazi ex con. Lulu Wilson was a crazy bitch who I could actually see getting the better of James. Kurrigan was pretty good in this despite his lack of ability. I did Mark out when he did Chokeslam a 14 year old girl

GD 09-17-2020 05:42 PM

Just started watching "The Killing Of A Sacred Deer" on Netflix. It looks very promising.

GD 09-17-2020 09:15 PM

This film was something else. Colin Farrell was fantastic. 9/10

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-18-2020 03:51 PM

Waiting for the Barbarians 7.5/10

Stars Mark Rylance, Johnny Depp and Robert Pattinson

Set at the frontier of an empire that has a late C19th French colonial look, with Rylance as the local magistrate. Johnny Depp's character is sent to the outpost by the government to find an excuse to start a conflict with the local nomadic people (the barbarians) and starts torturing the locals for information. Rylance comes across a nomad woman who has been left disabled after being tortured and eventually takes her back to her people. On his return, he is accused or treachery and is tortured, before Depp goes off to fight the nomads.

It is a slow, quiet film and not much happens, but I found myself engrossed in it.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-19-2020 03:41 PM

High Life 6.5/10

Odd

Damian Rey 2.0 09-20-2020 11:26 AM

Curse of Chucky-5/10

An attempt to eliminate the comedic aspect of the series and be a more serious, horror driven film was a good idea but poorly executed imo.

They go for the slow burn, so everything takes it time, including the eventual reveal. But they play almost too close to the chest, and really take their time getting to the point where Chucky is knocking people off.

The kill scenes are also kinda boring. The deaths themselves are not fun or gory and pretty whatever.

The film does so an ok job of tying Chucky's past with this particular family.

Overall I wish it as more over the top in its death sequences and wasn't so reserved.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-20-2020 03:43 PM

My Robert Pattinson theme continues, though he doesn't feature much in the following film.

Maps to the Stars 6.7/10

A scathing satire of the Hollywood scene, which focuses mainly on a family that are part of that culture and the return of their schizophrenic daughter.

It's a tad bonkers, increasingly so as you venture further into the film.

Fignuts 09-20-2020 07:54 PM

Jojo Rabbit - 9/10

Pretty sure Taika Waititi is icapable of making something that isn't just flat out great.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-21-2020 04:01 AM

Always be my Maybe-7/10

Ali Wong and Asian Jim star in a funny but predictable romantic comedy about 2 best friends who have a falling out but are suddenly reunited with funny shenanigans to follow. Keanu Reeves steals the show in the middle of the movie as a pretentious wind bag. Also, the original Shredder, James Saito, plays a very loveable dad.

Mikey 09-22-2020 11:21 AM

Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion 5/10

Seanny One Ball 09-22-2020 01:42 PM

Romy and Michelle was dope back in the day.

A great film.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-23-2020 03:01 AM

Mad Max-8/10

A dwindling economy and scarcity of resources plays the backdrop in a film about a cop named Max who is pushed beyond his breaking point as a group of nomad bikers weak havoc and cause huge personal losses to Max's life, causing him to snap and seek revenge.

I wasn't expecting the movie to be in a apocalyptic world. I was expecting more of Fury Road as far as the backdrop and aesthetics. But it was compelling nonetheless, with engaging car chases that are enhanced by practical stunts and set pieces.

Helmsphere 09-23-2020 09:59 AM

Ford v. Ferrari 8.5/10

Just woke up this morning in the hotel room and it was playing, kept me entertained enough that I didn't fall back asleep.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-24-2020 03:53 AM

Mad Max Fury Road-9/10

2 hour post apocalyptic adrenaline rush. The jump from the first film to this one as far as backdrop goes wasn't jarring at all. The action sequences are enthralling. There's some cgi trickery going on of course, but, like the original, everything still feels and looks authentic and tangible, which only helps make the movie that much more enjoyable.

Have to shout out the score as well. It was appropriately manic, with a nice little hero motif thrown in.

Apparently there was some legal issue going on between George Miller's production company and Warner Bros, which stalled any sequels. But I'd gladly take another.

One other side note. It is blatantly obvious that Becky Lynch, at least during her steam punk gimmick days, ripped that schtick right out of this movie from one of the wives named Capable.

Seanny One Ball 09-24-2020 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Damian Rey 2.0 (Post 5375802)
Mad Max-8/10

A dwindling economy and scarcity of resources plays the backdrop in a film about a cop named Max who is pushed beyond his breaking point as a group of nomad bikers weak havoc and cause huge personal losses to Max's life, causing him to snap and seek revenge.

I wasn't expecting the movie to be in a apocalyptic world. I was expecting more of Fury Road as far as the backdrop and aesthetics. But it was compelling nonetheless, with engaging car chases that are enhanced by practical stunts and set pieces.


Damian what do you think "apocalyptic" means?

Seanny One Ball 09-24-2020 03:57 AM

If somebody says "apocalyptic" to me I literally go straight to barren deserts with psychopaths driving souped up cars through them.
Maybe that's just me though.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-24-2020 05:26 AM

The town and city centres of Scotland come to mind when I think of the word "apocalyptic"....

Seanny One Ball 09-24-2020 12:56 PM

They have been used repeatedly in films of that nature right enough...

Seanny One Ball 09-24-2020 12:56 PM

Pretty sure they used Glasgow for World War Z

Damian Rey 2.0 09-25-2020 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5376115)
If somebody says "apocalyptic" to me I literally go straight to barren deserts with psychopaths driving souped up cars through them.
Maybe that's just me though.

I meant to say PRE apocalyptic. Stupid phone. The movie still takes place in a very functioning society, albeita dwindling one

Seanny One Ball 09-25-2020 06:51 AM

Either way Mad Max is always in an apocalyptic scenario

Damian Rey 2.0 09-25-2020 10:57 AM

Well yeah I've known that for years. What I didn't expect was the first one to be set in relatively modern times. I expected the back drop to be more along the lines of fury road.

Seanny One Ball 09-26-2020 02:02 PM

Well it had to start somewhere. To be fair the next three films are all different versions of the same story.

BTW Karl Urban should have been Mad Max after Mel got too old.
I still think replacing Mel was bullshit.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-26-2020 02:54 PM

Mel kinda did it to himself. I love Tom Hardy. Thought he was fine. I'm a huge Urban fan. Would've loved to see him in it.

Seanny One Ball 09-26-2020 02:58 PM

Karl Urban is one of the greats. He can lead, support or pad out a cast and I bet there aren't any actors out there who don't love working with the guy.

He's just top class in everything.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-27-2020 12:05 AM

Watched Star Trek Beyond the other day and he's a damn good McCoy. Then seeing him in the Boys. The range.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-28-2020 07:17 PM

Mad Max 2: Road Warrior-8/10

Opening montage/recap made it feel a little like a soft reboot. Read later WB dubbed the lines of the original, it didn't fare well, and decided to just call the second one "Road Warrior", having act as a stand alone. It works.

The world is officially post apocalyptic and gas is now it's only resource. A peaceful tribe has been able to pump and produce its own fuel, whileLord Humongous and his wild tribe have been actively trying to overthrow them and take over their compound. Max finds himself in that middle, trying to secure fuel himself.

Like the last one, the stunts for their time are extreme, loud, tangible and well done. Everything hits with heft and comes off as brutal and violent. The movie is mostly a chase scene and the editing is well done.

I find myself a huge fan of this series withone more to go.


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