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Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 2.5/5
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X-Men: First Class
8/10 Fantastic. January Jones is terrible though. Worst part of the whole movie. Movie wasn't mindblowing, but it was pretty fantastic. |
Trust: 7/10
Effective little flick directed by David Schwimmer, about a teen girl who meets a pedophile online. Good performances, and a story that doesn't quite go the way you might expect it to. Conan O'Brien Can't Stop: 7/10 I would've liked it to touch more on the details regarding the whole Tonight Show thing, but it still ends up giving you some interesting insight into Conan himself. |
Transfromers: Dark of the Moon - 50
Arthur - 71 |
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It's on Netflix right now and I highly recommend it. It's about a guy who moves into a new apartment and falls in love with his neighbor. The new apartment has paper thin walls and he stalks her and becomes a total creep show. A real love story for creepy, hopeless dudes. Man, Woman, and the Wall - 96 |
Deadly Friend - 3/10
Pretty stupid plot, but the unintentionally gay chemistry between two of the characters was hilarious. --------------------------------- The Video Dead - 0/10 Nothing about this film made any sense, or had any kind of consistency. There were no videos in this film. |
You should watch Man, Woman, and the Wall, NoJabbaNoBogRoll
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Where the Wild Things Are 8/10
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Crimson Tide - 8/10
There was a terrible scene in this movie where Washington and Hackman were arguing with each other TALKING at the SAME EXACT TIME. Seriously. What the fuck? Tony Scott, Denzel, and Hackman should know better! You don't do that! |
Where do you get these films from Jabba?
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Horrible Bosses-7.25/10
Knockaround Guys-8/10 Bloodrayne: The Third Reich-2/10 |
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The Green Hornet - 5/10
This movie really disappointed me. It did nothing to keep me engaged. I turned it off towards the end, because I thought I'd find better stuff on tv. Bad Teacher - 8.5/10 Hilarious. I usually hate Cameron Diaz, but she was great in this. |
I thought the last 20 minutes of Green Hornet was cool.
Escape From New York - 9/10 Everything about this was great. |
Book About Zombies (Zombie Diaries) - 0/10
The constant shaky camera gave me a serious headache, and none of the "characters" were explored or explained until the last five minutes, when it was already too late to care. |
Jabba
How can you sit through so many bad movies? |
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Amores Perros + American Pie + Breakfast Club + School girls + Mean Girls = This movie. At first, I don't know what to make of the ending of what really happened to one of the girls named Maria Del Mar about committing abortion. SPOILER: show WTF??! But throughout the movie, you'll see introductions of many of the 10 girls talking how much angst, sex drive, fucking senators and getting laid with other dads all the time... It felt like a Mexican styled American Pie and Mean Girls only in a darker and sadistic way... What's more is that these girls are minor age of getting fucked. 6/10. It can be a bit dragging but the ending was just WTF and depressing at the same time. |
Black Swan - 7/10
I don't know man, could have used more lesbo blow jobs |
Doghouse - 6/10
could have been funnier, but otherwise alright happythankyoumoreplease -8/10 thought it was very sweet and found it delightful. |
Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 5/10
- I'm part of the minority that actually enjoyed the second film, so I went into DOTM expecting to be totally blown away. Instead I found myself to be totally bored for most of the thing. The logic of the story was a real reach and I found myself really not caring what was happening about halfway through. Even the final battle was kind of disappointing. Given, I was pretty drunk when I saw this, so I might go and see it again as it could possibly be better on a second viewing. Gigantic - 4/10 - Off-beat romantic comedy that never really goes anywhere. Paul Dano isn't interesting or charismatic enough to play the lead and even the enchantingly beautiful Zooey Deschanel can't save his performance. Weak movie with no real pay off. |
Couple of in-flight movies on my recent vacation.
Just Go With It Rom-Com with Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston. Usually can't abide Sandler but he was bearable in this. Some funny stuff with the usual sickly sweet ending. 6/10 Cedar Rapids Expected much more from this given the people involved. Some funny bits I suppose. 5/10 |
X-Men: First Class - 10/10
loved it, Michael Fassbender is my hero |
Superman: The Movie - 10/10
It was.....Super! The 1978 version this was. |
Sucker Punch - 7/10
Not as bad as I was expecting. Pretty fun flick |
wallstreet 2: money never sleeps - 7/10
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Mercy - 0/10
Literally nothing happened, and it tried too hard to be art. |
The Deathly Hallows finale: Awesome movie that I didn't want J.K. Rowling to stop the franchise from coming to an end. :( Thank you Harry Potter and co. esp. the Hogwarts students. It's been a HELL OF A RIDE. I even busted tear ducts at the ending. :(
I walked out of the theater satisfied yet sad that my inner child just screamed that it doesn't want to let go of Potter and company. :/ I'm gonna miss ALL of their adventures even if I had to watch ALL HP movies again just to relive their moments. :( J.K. Rowling, Thank you for EVERYTHING in this franchise. I can die happy like Dumbledore now. Farewell to Hermione as well. My crush and love for her character will live forever... I feel bad for Snape though. Voldermort and Snape is right up there next to Palpatine and Vader same goes with the final showdown at Hogwarts ala Return of the Jedi.. 10/10. :((((( |
If Harry Potter can get about 8 movies, there is absolutely NO DOUBT that I can, or anybody can, make it to Hollywood
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watched the movie Twelve last night on Netflix
loved this for what it was stars Chace Crawford, 50 Cent, Emma Roberts, Rory Culkin and Keifer Sutherland as the narrator pretty fucked up at times but I liked it |
Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood - 1/10
Worst explanation for a zombie outbreak of all time. Most horrendously cliched collection of stereotypical characters I've seen in a while. No special effects above slime. |
Jabba, can you include the link to the movies/embed them in here. You got my attention.
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aka the Vanishing. Remember Ryan Reynolds' Buried movie? I think that one ripped off this original version.. Same with the ending. 8/10.. |
Deathly Hallows part 2: 9.5/10
That's how you end a series. |
I heard Harry Potter died in this one. Good!
Assassins - 6/10 I watched this movie in 4 sittings. |
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Ignore the comment that says the ending is missing. It only seems to be missing the credits, really. However, one scene does appear twice, for some reason. |
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Eurotrip
9/10 Had me laughing so much all the way through. |
Horrible Bosses
9/10 Brilliant movie, highly recommend it. |
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It's almost like 127 hours only this time, he's in a car wreck and spends throughout the movie crawling with his limped fucked leg in some mountain forest. His only companion, a dog and his nemesis the mountain lion that keeps eating the dead bodies in the car and on the road.. The only redeeming stuff in this is the constant flashbacks of the woman aka his wife looking for him esp. the police. Oftentimes some of them are just plain hallucinations much like in 127 Hours. SPOILER: show 5/10.. The ending is pretty much like I said, 127 hours.. |
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