I know WWE went on a releasing spree and fired plenty of talented folks. But let’s be real here.

For them to give up on a guy like Parker who is still only in his early 20s, with a football background, with that size and look, AND only in development so presumably not even making all that much money to begin with and not really someone you’d be itching to cut just in the name of budget cuts.

Pretty clear sign that they thought he was the drizzling shits at a level that not even they could salvage. And it seems they were right.

He does way too much inbetween shit, like more than anybody I can remember ever. It is possible to throw a single punch without flexing and yelling and shaking and posing and gyrating and making faces after each one. He looks like a wrestler with Tourette Syndrome ticks doing a Narcissist gimmick.

ray ray joins the hall of fame

time for dom to get heel heat

get them latino world order

Remember when they used to play train sounds when Braun ran around the ring?

I do lol, peak Senile Vince booking :rofl:

I remember the first time I heard it I thought I was hallucinating. Like no way did that actually happen.

When a talent has the look and the pedigree but WWE cuts them, you can almost bet that they’re irredeemable.

Charlotte vs Rhea should NOT main-event night 1 over Sami/KO and the USOs

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Shotzi is the shits.

How has Charlotte been working on top for 7 years and not improved at all?

Oof.

I can see Cena/Theory headlining night one.

When I used to watch a little bit regularly Charlotte was always my cue to change the channel. Apart from disliking the character she always seems like shes trying to be more athletic than she is.

Shes quite tall and "big framed" for lack of a better term, feels like she should work a more physical style than she does and just physically dominate and that might suit her heel charachter more.

Why did you bump this?

Today is Monday.

I read a thread, I replied.

I like what they’re doing with bringing Legado Del Fantasma into the Rey/Dominick storyline albeit the group as baby faces feels a bit forced right now. Was looking forward to a LDF vs Judgment Day 6 man but they paid that off already.

Haven’t been following, but I wonder if they’re going to remain face or go against Rey at some point. I see no reason for them to be heels in current WWE though.

They’ve just got a very heel “feel” to them. They came in as heels who laid a claim to “run the show” which seemed odd on the same show as The Bloodline. They’ve only just got face so I don’t think they’ll turn soon. Maybe Santos breaks off on his own and the other 2 go back to heels (or obscurity). I guess it makes sense for them to be faces and do a thing with Hit Row. Build to a big blow off between Zelena Vega and B-Fab.

I get what they’re doing with the KO/Sami reunion angle but in what universe am I supposed to feel sorry for Kevin Owens because Sami hurt his feelings

The WWE Universe, that’s where!

The crowds love LA Knight. He has charisma and is gold on the mic.

Why does he lose every match in like 2 minutes?

That was the best episode of smackdown in at least a decade.

Feels dumb to me that Rhea/Charlotte is still penciled in as the night 1 main event

They have Sami close pretty much every SmackDown in front of their largest TV audience, because he gets nuclear reactions and has for months

At bare minimum, Sami/KO not closing means you need a lengthy cooldown segment after them. But fuck, just put the match people are the most invested in on last. This isn't complicated.

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Also Lashley and LA Knight got the big shaft here

Maybe the two of them have some sort of a fuck finish and it leads to them getting on the Mania card

Bobby Lashley should obviously win that. Before I knew he was in it, I’d probably have gone with LA Knight. I think Lashley wins, gets on the mic and makes a Mania challenge. I don’t know who they could get.

Maybe…Shinsuke Nakamura?

mania party time and andy goes to the hof

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I was apparently on screen a lot tonight. So sick.

I may not look enthused but the ROH show was amazing.

Will smackdown be as shit as raw?

Lets find out!

Good match between Brutes and Imperium, but I'm ready to see them move on to something else.

Brutes winning probably means they're not going to though.

The Draft will be held in a few weeks. Every superstar is eligible.

Don't people show up on other shows all the time?

Seems pointless.

Leading to WrestleMania they do, but I think this past year the shows were kept pretty separate for the most part.

Ricochet's old theme so much better.

Feel like this could be a good match. Ivar is big but agile enough to keep up with ricochet.

Going to call ricochet riccola from now on because I cant stop thinking it.

Fun little match.

Guess Ivar is sleeping on the couch tonight.