Absolutely. Who doesn't love elephants?

Curtis Axel is so fucking good in the ring. It's just a shame that he comes off as having little-to-no personality. They should give him an elephant too.

I always thought the Hart family should have drank maple syrup straight from the bottle during their promos. #NoidThoughts

Tyson Kidd should be given a Popeye gimmick where maple syrup is his spinach. Natalya can play Olive Oil, despite the fact that she can kick a lot of ass. It can be hinted that Natalya likes getting her into spots of trouble, a sort of Princess Peach/Bowser/Super Mario kink.

The WWE should introduce a senile billionaire who is sick and paranoid and pays the world's top wrestlers to come in and win championships for him that they give to him as he poses with bikini models who have been hosed down before hand. He'd never appear in person, only ever via titantron segments where he tells people that he doesn't trust them not to disease him.

His face turn can come when Vince McMahon says that billionaires like him are embarrassing and not genetic jackhammers like Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and then isolated insane billionaire comes out wearing an air helmet over his head and proceeds to beat up Vince. Then it turns out all the guys that wrestled under his banner are his genetically engineered children designed to be disease-free and achieve the dreams he never could.

Then he rides back on an elephant.

Also, she farts.

Her farts can help Tyson Kidd win all his matches, but he thinks it's the syrup. Bret Hart can show up on RAW and tell Tyson there's something he needs to know about Nattie. Bret loves her, but she's always had grotesque flatulence disorder and he's seen that it's been helping Tyson win his matches, and Bret knows that Tyson's a better athlete than that. Kidd says it's the maple syrup and Bret says that the syrup does nothing, Tyson -- kids put it on their pancakes. Kidd thinks for a second, but then goes into denial and sprays Bret's nice suit with maple syrup, making him obscenely sticky and potentially delicious to bees, which Bret can be kayfabe allergic to.

Tyson Kidd's maple syrup can become his Stampede Sauce. JR returns to do commentary one night and gets the same treatment as Bret Hart, because Stampede Sauce > BBQ Sauce, bah gawd. Kidd can then claim JR's cowboy hat when he walks to the back and be a cowboy hat-wearing, syrup drinking, black and pinking, quick thinking, Sharpshooting son-in-law of a Hart.

Warrants an Intercontinental Title run, at least.

Associating elephants with Jinder Mahal is sheer ignorance on your part.

You can't tell me you wouldn't mark out for someone entering on an elephant.

According to ask.com, in India, an elephant symbolizes a strong and an imperialistic regime.

Assuming that's true, that sounds perfect for an Indian wrestler. Embracing a part of his heritages' culture as part of a character doesn't sound ignorant at all. Lots of wrestlers have done it.

Now if they did a story line where he got fired and had to get a job at a corner store, then you might be able to raise some flags.

Jinder is a Canadian and not an Indian. He's a Punjabi Sikh. Elephants are not associated with his heritage. It's ignorant to generalize.

It's like saying that CM Punk should sport a four-leaf clover and Freddie Mercury should wear a Parsi hat. Both of the associations that I made are accurate.

Is it Ok for Khali to ride an elephant? I'm really into this elephant idea..

He can barely walk around normally. Don't know if he has the balance for elephant riding.

I think he will break his glass legs while trying to mount on the elephant. Love your username :y:

I think there's a malfunction with our Noid machine. Somebody call maintenance!

He's a race traitor and should be burned at the stake...or crushed by elephants going by the way this thread has went.

I'd happily swap Hansen out of MotD and get Andy Gray back from obscurity.

What if the elephant rode the Great Khali. They could rehire Kaitlyn. She could pull it off.

Too soon Gertner.

The WWE should do an angle about Khali's glass legs.

Why don't Khali and Mahal have that polka dot on their forehead?

And have them feud with a new tag team called "Dot busters".

Jinder could then get Khalis manager would would sitract the ref so Jinder could throw curry into the eyes of his opponent to get a roll up win.

But we can all agree on one thing. Guru Dave is a whiny baby and all indians are the same and they all work at 7/11 and are slumdog millionaires and that country is one giant joke (Ghandi is mad over rated) that needs the the Queen to become Empress again and get that shit box back on track.

They should hire one of them freakish conjoined twins with seven faces twelve legs and one stomach that India is full of and have one of the faces act as Khali's Valet and just blur the others out.

Magnus from TNA and Mason Ryan of WWE 'wrestling' back in the UK as a Tag Team.

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LOLZ

Ya'll don't know how hard it was to stop me from posting a Jason Isbell song here.

That said, I say we make this be Mahall's theme...

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:shifty:

So many elephants.

Promoter: I got this guy, he's part of the Anoi'a-Maivia clan. He's really fat, though. We should make him a... I know! A Sumo Wrestler!

FPM: He's from San Diego! And he's not even Japanese! This is offensive!

Promoter: Would you rather he be a violent, possibly cannibalistic, savage with an unbreakable head?

How many "Russians", "Germans", "Italians" etc. in American professional wrestling have actually been natives of those countries?

Alex Wright. Who else?

And before you start compiling a list, my point is that up until the last 5-10 years, most of the wrestlers who were billed from non-UK countries were not really from there. And even currently, that still holds true quite often.

They should make Jinder Mahal into a Taxi Driver who smells.

Bruno Sammartino

Obviously one of them just needs to get breast enhancement surgery.

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...In a French accent.

Guru Dave, what are your opinions on Santino Marella?

Its not racist at all because he's white, and as we all know racism can't happen to honkeys.

You are trying too hard. It's pathetic.

Yeah! I shouldn't really care. Jinder Mahal sucks a great amount of balls. It bothers me that Americans associate the Indian community with Middle Easterns instead of a seperate South Asian community. I don't think anything matters.

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Missing this

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I actually wanna see a guy have a stereotypical Canadian gimmick that's so blatant and sarcastic even Canadians hate him.

Canadians would love it anyways.

Have Randy Orton find out that his mother cheated on Bob with the founder of Tim Horton's and that's his real father. You'd barely have to change his name!

Randy Horton could be the new Canadian hero!

:lol:

Then instead of random acts of violence, he becomes prone to random acts of kindness

IT.... WOULD..... EXPLAIN...... WHY HE TALKED...... LIKE THIS.... EH?

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Crowd would explode when that music hits.

I have Timbits in my hand
I give them out to good children
Please take them, eeeh

Here is a cool storyline that I came up with. It's going to be a Noid post.

In a backstage segment, Jinder Mahal announces to his fellow 3MB members that he met a girl and he intends to settle down with her. He introduces her next week to 3MB. Heath Slater identifies the girl as his sister. He opens a can of whoop ass on Jinder Mahal. Heath's sister tells him that she is serious about Jinder. The very next week, Heath Slater comes and cuts a promo on Jinder Mahal and challenges him to a match at the Wrestlemania XXX kick-off. If Jinder wins the match, he gets Heath's blessings.

The two eventually meet at Mania and Jinder pulls off a huge upset as he makes Slater submit to the camel clutch after a gruesome battle that lasted for a good fifteen minutes. After the match, Slater embraces his sister and Jinder. Drew McIntyre joins the group hug and cries along as the entire crowd get overwhelmed by the emotional moment.

The storyline progresses as Jinder Mahal comes to know that his parents have already arranged his marriage with a Canadian Punjabi girl. This introduces Jinder's parents to the show and the story continues :shifty:

I thought you were going the Yoko Ono route at first.

With the Japanese girl tearing apart the band obviously being played by a newly re-signed Gail Kim.

Would actually be a hot angle to introduce a girl into 3MB and have her tear apart the band.

Right as the draft comes to a close.

Not as bad as your first round pick of Dolph Ziggler, though.

If he wasn't as fond of concussions he'd be a nice lil earner.

Watching NXT right now. Really loved Tyler Breeze's promo.

They need a Ringo Starr first. Maybe Mason Ryan?

Santino

Dude, I'm aware India has a has a rich and varied culture. Jinder Mahal is a performer playing a professional wrestling character. Also, people fucking love elephants.

Just watched the latest episode of TNA Impact because I have nothing better to do.... it was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

I can't think of a Japanese wrestler in WWE history that has been able to speak fluent English ever. Baron Von Raschke used to pretend to be a Nazi supporter from Germany despite being from Omaha.

I'm sincerely sorry if I offended you, though. Wasn't my goal this time. Would you be offended if Heath Slater started riding in on an elephant. He could win it in a radio contest where he guesses a song correctly accidentally when Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre do something that gets him to say the title into the phone.

This would actually be really awesome. Doesn't need to be Gail Kim or an Asian girl. It could even be someone like Emma or Bayley from NXT.

Bayley has started wearing an Apatosaurus on her tights. Maybe she could change it to an elephant?

Is that the one where TNA went way overboard with interference in the AJ vs Magnus match?

With that attitude, everything you say from now onwards is offensive.

That's racist against dinosaurs, Noid!

Yeah

Ryback just posted a lot of shit on his Twitter including saying he got released before deleting every single tweet. No idea if any of that is legit though.

He has a tendency to delete tweets.

Some of his deleted tweets include:

Ryback Fact: The Big Guy is a believer in Tweet n Delete . Nobody has ever deleted more tweets than the Human Wrecking Ball!

Rumors circulating Ryback is being discussed to be the new Terminator in 2015. His ring entrance will soon include electricity and nudity.

Forearm gave The Showoff a concussion . Excessive hand grip use n rock hard muscle is reported 2 have been the cause n has been disciplined

What are the Ryback Rules? 1. I always win. 2. I never lose . 3. If I do lose I still win. Thank you internet 2013 you made me a rich man.

Not only have you the internet community praised me for my power and strength, but you have taken notice of my technical abilities.

“Breaking News the name Big E actually refers to his bra size!”

Was just released. Thank you

The best news of 2014 if true

Highly unlikely since he's trolled/worked the fans countless times before on Twitter especially once he turned heel. Him and Zeb do this a lot on Twitter.

He does have a lot of heat backstage according to the dirtsheets due to being a bit wreckless with moves and/or injuring people.

Lo'Down needed more elephants! It all makes sense now!!!


Also, those deleted tweets by Ryback strike me as blurbs from Matt Hardy's V1 entrance "MattFacts". WHOOOAAAA YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

How far has Del Rio fallen? A few months ago, he was the World Heavyweight Champion, and this week he had a match in the undercard of Main Event.

WWE Network announced and Ryback released?

BEST WEEK EVER!

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Sure.

lol. STD, ladies and gentlemen.

Not a Ryback fan, but I'd love it if they made him Internet Champion and just talked about his Tweets during his matches.

I'd let Natty fart in my face for a title run

Woooooah there Noid!

Ryback should start giving guys like Punk and Bryan concussion. Get rid of those vanilla midgets. Ratings might finally go up.

I really don't want to see Lesnar vs Taker @ Mania.

He tried very hard to get Punk injured. VERY HARD.

Should have just dropped him on his head

Kinda surreal that the top face right now not old or breaking down would be Samoa Joe.

Might be Joe Vs. Magnus. They were tag team champs together plus MEM.

I want to tell Joe, "it wasn't your fault"

Mark Burnett is bringing AAA Mexico to the US on TV's El Rey Network

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Mark Burnett is expanding his empire to the El Rey Network.

The uber-producer behind Survivor and The Bible is teaming with Robert Rodriguez's new Latino-themed network to create a weekly hourlong series featuring a new lucha libre league. The Mexican wrestling series will debut in the second half of 2014.

Burnett's One Three Media will partner with Lucha Libre AAA -- Mexico's leading league -- and FactoryMade Ventures. Antonio Cue Sanchez-Navarro and LatinoAmerica's largest production group, Alex Garcia's AG Studios, are also on board for the new venture.

"Starting this business with a new television series on a cutting-edge network like El Rey is very exciting," Burnett said in a release announcing the news. "And it doesn't end there. Wrestling is a billion-dollar business in the U.S., and with partners like Robert Rodriguez, Lucha Libre AAA and the rest of our great team, our new lucha libre league will make that market even bigger."

Added Rodriguez: "El Rey Network is all about the unexpected which is why this is the perfect partnership. Our association with Lucha Libre AAA, FactoryMade and Mark Burnett's One Three Media speaks to our commitment to create content that resonates for a culturally diverse generation -- one that expects high impact and excitement from their entertainment programming."

As part of the new pact, the group will develop monthly and quarterly specials, as well as pay-per-view lucha libre events. Merchandise, licensing and product integration opportunities for the league are also being explored.

More likely Langston wins via some kind of Shield miscommunication furthering that angle.