Hope the Preds can close it out tonight against the Blues.

to the point that he gets put on the no-fly list but still.

Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!

http://www.tsn.ca/oilers-lose-d-seke...eries-1.745018

Where is Ronic, defender of all things Canadian????

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I assume the victory tonight was like this.

Canada 1
America 3

Ronic's Last Stand!

Throw the weight behind the Sens now right Ronnny Ronster???

I expect a #fuckthefuckingpenguins in a week.

Was hoping for the Oilers to win the entire thing since they always seem to be the worst team in the league.

Well, 0-1.

Yeah..

Canada number 1!

Ducks Fly Together 1-1

To those here who don't suck my asshole and tell me I'm the only poster who matters in this thread, and tell me I'm funny too, I got this for ya...

You can all go down to your local pharmacy...

You can get something called Viagra...

And you can use that to help you go FUCK yourselves!

And those same dickwaffles are, to me, dirty bitches working the shaft...

As I get rather ugly when y'all are SUCKING. MY. DICK!

So, yeah...The Ragin' One has, yet again, spoken.

You may all kiss my ass now.

>=P

do you yell at your screen before, after or during your posts?

Ha ha ha....fucking Duckholes.

No Cup for you, you impenitent hockey sinners from Southern Cali.

Go hit the golf course, and fuck off, k?

And, as always, and forevermore..

#FUCKTHEFUCKINGDUCKS

Consider that hockey orgasm of mine, blown REAL hard.

> = - )

Corey Perry does indeed fellate men (Ryan Getzlaf)

Ronic throwing some truth bombs

Nashville Vs. Pittsburgh for it all.

Glorious Vs. HBK.

I don't want Rogers/CBC airing the Cup Finals in Canada if 2 U.S. teams are involved.

To me, that's subliminal advertising of U.S. 'culture' on Canadian TV.

In fact, I'd go one further, and say that if 2 U.S. teams make it to the Cup Final, then the whole series is blacked out on Canadian TV and all online streams, even if extreme financial damage to the NHL is the end result.

That way, we don't have to watch Gary Buttman use the Canadian flag as toilet paper, to wipe his ass with, and then throw it in the Cup when he's done with it.

24 years of no championship for Canada's franchises. Makes me want to go to the HHOF, with a sledgehammer, and destroy the Cup they have there.

The Cup means nothing if it promotes U.S. financial power on Canadian TV...there's a word for that. It's called anti-Canadian propaganda.

To those here, don't watch the Cup Final, and don't keep giving Gary your TV money.

>=(

you're so fucked lol

Then tell me....why is it that you're the one who uses your sisters' 31-inch long pink dildo to fuck yourself in the ass all the time?

>=P

where would one even acquire a 31-inch dildo, seems v unpractical

yes, please explain the reasoning behind 31 inches?

31 teams in the nhl?

you're so fucked!

This Canadian butthurt is delicious.

#ThankYouRonic

JimmyMess and Weegee....2 butt buddies who like the chance to get HIV from each other.

Go to another forum and fuck around there. Dipshits.

>=P

First time in history two American head coaches square off in the SCF

I for one, will NOT be watching the Stanley Cup Finals out of PROTEST.

Is that the best you can do, Ronic? Really?

https://s6.postimg.org/7bh7aefu9/cherryusa.jpg

This is too delicious right here.

Pitt in 5.

:heart:

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Pens gonna win it in 5 games.

Never forget...

http://bigmouthsports.com/wp-content...ronger-cup.jpg

Todd Pettengill dressed up like a Duck?

any1 got the preds tonight

I know this...Canada no longer owes the NHL, or any of the U.S. clubs, shit.

This even includes any explanation if players on our teams leave players on the U.S. clubs dead on the ice.

And Assville's fans are dumbass hick hillbillies who've not yet picked up a book that they can't fuckin' read, placing their substandard intelligence levels beneath my need to help them 'get learnt'.

Hope they keep eating mayonnaise sandwiches and fuck their sisters in their trailer park shitholes.

>=P

you're just racist against PK

http://www.tsn.ca/burke-flames-could...-rink-1.772863

In all seriousness, yikes.

Anddddd thats 5!

Nice to see those Assville fans mouths finally forced shut...classless morons they all are.

One Pred idiot tells Mike Milbury to fuck off out of Assville....that fan's probably resting in a hospital ward with both his legs broken and his eyes swelled shut.

Nothing makes me happier right now than seeing Subban fail to win a Cup...that's what he gets for not staying in Montreal and being patient, winning one for the Habs, even if it meant spurning millions of dollars he'd not get.

And to all the Preds fans, thanks for leaving your testicles at the door when you left...but then, all of you were snivelling cowards anyway. This win by the Pens, and by Sidney 'Dear Leader, Supreme Lord, and Master' Crosby got you neutered in your home building. So, ha ha to you for being that dumb.

>=P

See, now I know you're just trolling.


Nobody defends Mike Milbury.

Not defending Mike...I'd like to snip his vocal cords out and kick the shit out of him too, namely breaking his skull off a brick wall, and leave him where I found him.

But I know this too.

If I, a Canadian, was on a U.S. NHL team, and was forced to win a Cup for that city, if won, I would leave the ice, go back to the dressing room, and lock the door behind me.

I would then take my gear off, and then throw that sweater I wore, along with a U.S. flag, the NBC logo, and a picture of Bettman into a garbage can, pour gas on it all, and torch it.

I would then destroy all the alcohol in that room, and rip up all the logo cards hung up.

I would also then shower, collect my gear, like my skates and pads, unlock the door, and leave(all of my other personal belongings would have been taken home from the arena days before).

I would rather do that than prop up the U.S. teams collective financial power over the ones in Canada, even if it meant I did not hoist the Cup, attend the parade, got my name on the trophy, got my personal day with it, or got a Cup ring, for that U.S. city.

To me, it's not worth my time having any pride over any of the 24 U.S. NHL cities. Because, with all the money in the world to make the Canadian clubs their slaves, and to buy all the good players, there is no reason for a U.S. NHL city to be proud of their team.

I see me propping those cities up as being beneath me, and not worth my time or respect giving a shit about any fans in those social shitholes. Period.

>=(

4 out of the 6 Original Six are American teams.

Ronic hit the nail on the head

Don't you go bringing rational, objective facts into this to counter his emotional, irrational argument!

there's quite a few name players available for Vegas now! I definitely see them scooping up Fleury for sure.

Conner with the MVP! Way to go kid!

RIP Dave Semenko

RIP Brian Murray

http://www.tsn.ca/former-sens-coach-...at-74-1.828675

R.I.P Bryanth Murrayth

He had a giant lisp

i thought it was more of a slosh ...

like GUYSH WE HAVE TO WIN JEESHE GAMESH. DIG DEEP INTO JJE CORNERSH

Lol there were a couple of local Detroit sports radio hosts who used to call him that

Alex Ovechkin has 7 goals in 2 games.

Don't try to lure me in Capitals..I'm not falling for it

The Leafs offence looks ridiculous

The Canucks won't do anything this year, but I respect the fact that they're competing hard every night. Young players on the team are learning the correct habits.

Travis Green is an excellent coach. Really liked that hire.

Yeah I've been extremely impressed with Green thus far. Definitely better than the shit show known as Willie Desjardins.

If the Canucks somehow manage to squeak into the playoffs this year (likely won't happen), then Green deserves to be considered as a Jack Adams candidate.

FIRE CHUCK PAGANO

Stop spamming the forum you fucking moron.

We heard you once already.

I miss Ronic blowing up this forum.

Probably writing Bettman a threatening letter if he awards a franchise to Seattle instead of Quebec

What team did the Nordiques morph to Nashville?

Colorado

I believe Nashville was a Expansion Team, The Quebec Nordique became the Colorado Avalanche

Correct

Yes, facts.

remember when Colorado wore the Nordiques jerseys for one game? I'm trying to find footage of it.

Maybe I made it up, but I'm pretty sure that happened.

Felt bad for the Nords when they moved. They were shits for years and finally had a pretty decent team with tons of young talent.

You want me to start?

I ALWAYS have more than enough time to verbally rip someone a new asshole about the NHL.

Just give me the fuse.

> = P

HE'S BACK!

I bet that bitch Jimmy Steele is a Bettman fan

Rick Nash and Michael Grabner both pulled from their game tonight. Apparently trades are closing.

Toronto better not go for Nash

They would be silly too, unless they can get a sweet deal. But I feel like Rangers asking price is super high. I'm not banking Leaf's future picks and players on Nash

Grabner to New Jersey I just saw from last night!

Plekanec will be a good fit for toronto.

Also, I went to the Wings game last night. Holy fuck that was the nicest arena I've ever been to. It was ridiculous

New arena and people still aren't going to Wings and Pistons games. HockeyTown my ass.

lol, yeah they had no problem attending when the wings were winning cups.

i also paid $21.50 US for two beers. That's like a thousand Canadian.

Steve Yzerman completely robbed the New York Rangers. McDonagh and JT Miller to Tampa, and Tampa doesn't even have to give up Sergachev or Point. That's definitely highway robbery if I've ever seen one!

This years draft close looks pretty good. Rasmus Dahlin could easily be the defensive equivalent of Auston Matthews and Connor McDavid. Andrei Svechnikov has some defensive issues, but the kid is a world class talent up front. Great size, speed, smarts, and he’s strong on the puck. I’m not entirely sold on Filip Zadina. He’s got great skill but I’m not sold on his speed. I think Brady Tkachuk will be a decent player, but I don’t think he will be a star like his older brother or his father. I think he’ll be a decent 2nd line player. I think Adam Boqvist has a lot of offensive potential on D, but his defensive game needs some work, otherwise he will just be a glorified PP specialist. He will also need some time in the minors to physically develop. My hope is that my team wins the lottery and drafts Dahlin. Svechnikov would be my 2nd choice, followed by BT.

Leafs defense and penalty kill look atrocious. Lots of skill on the Leafs but the inpression I get from watching them is that their easy to play against. They don’t seem to be overly committed to winning puck battles.

Their defence had been bad all season. They also aren't a very strong or physical team. When they get hot though, they are a very tough team to keep up with.

Leafs pulled it off tonight, good job

Kings.......SWEPT! I didn't see that one coming at all. I'll have to admit that I completely underestimated Vegas. They are an extremely big and fast team and pretty much beat LA at their own game.

I remember people HATING the the team Vegas drafted in the Expansion draft.

Canada is down to one team.

That was the best 3rd period by the Bs since probably the last time they played the Maple Leafs in a Game 7.

Also might have been the worse cleaning of the ice by a zamboni ever.

Was Stone Cold Steve Austin driving the zamboni? :shifty:

Wouldn't be surprised considering how much water was on the ice and how much Stone Cold misses when he drinks.

Christ, been rooting for Vegas since October.

Sharks making it interesting

In a bit of a shocker, Caps coach Barry Trotz suddenly resigned.

Supposedly his contract expired after this season but there were terms for a 2-year extension to kick in if he won the Cup. The extension got triggered but he wanted better terms than the team was willing to give for a new deal so he left in the end.

He'll make the next team better that he goes to, that's for sure.

Unless it's Edmonton

Trotz to the Islanders!

congrats islanders trotz da bess.. Anyone watch caps victory celebration seen me going crazy in the box seats

So it looks like that fucker Bettman's going to the HOF.

What a dickbag choice that was from that committee.

He should'ntve gone into the Hall until after his death, so that way we don't have to listen to his whiny prick voice talk at that venue, nor hear him promote his own stupid shit.

The only hall he belongs in is a Hall of Pain, where he's basically beaten like a dog in some room somewhere...maybe in a motel off the Mass Turnpike.

> = P

really great that Las Vegas is now the place to see hockey in its truest form