Unstoppable - 60

Battle: LA - 6.5/10

Heh. It was pretty decent for a no-brain action film. The cast were all good even if the characters they played didn't have much, well, character. The friends I went to see it with didn't like it...they did however like Transformers 2 and The Expendables. I fail to see a massive difference between all 3 of these films.

The Tourist - 64

Not as bad as everyone says

The Lincoln Lawyer - 3.5/5

Felt like a 2-hour TV pilot. But it was still good.

Inception - 9/10

would have liked to see more Tom Hardy

The Devil's Miner - 73

Finally finished it. Depressing

Another Year- As depressing as life itself. Mike Leigh is the best. 8.5/10

Limitless - 8/10

Enter The Void - 86

Is Paz de la Huerta naked in everything?

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All I Can say about this short film starring my fave duo, Die Antwoord.. FUCKKING NEXT LEVEL YO. 7/10.

They're like the new Bonnie and Clyde gangsta wheelchair uzi gun toting bitches!!!

GIVE...ME...MY...FUCKING....... DIAMONDS!! NINJA!!!

<3333 yolandi. :)

That was surreal dude.

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10/10.

this movie being an Inception Alice in Wonderland with machine guns and sword plus ala Sailor Moon style outfit.. Yes, IT'S FUCKING TRUE...
Other than that, there's lots of Burlesque style costumes and eye candy TITS N ASSES.

Despite being a regular 2-D movie, the slow mo action is more of a 3-D Sucker Punched move. Intended pun.

I'm surprised Vanessa Hudgens was in this.. Good for her. For some reason, I like her on this one instead of the sweet goody 2 shoes high school musical character. Probably deserved to move on to "daring" roles like this.

Pay attention to the clues based on the trailer: Key, Knife, Map, Fire and the 5th one. What is the 5th one? I won't tell. GO FUCKING SEE IT.

THIS.WAS.AWESOME BEYOND.. there's lots of robots in this movie after all. You won't be disappointed.. From giant robot Samurais with giant bazookas, to Nazi zombies and the Nazi general looked like Freddy Krueger without the claws and pedora hat!!!!

10/10... ZACK SYNDER IS WINNING AGAIN!!

Major bonus for this movie: Soundtrack of Bjork's Army of Me is played in most action scenes just like the trailer.

P.S. How did they achieve these wild imaginations alternate reality? Well, I'll let you pay attention to the female psychiatrist

There's even a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE BLACK SWAN BALLET DANCE REHEARSALS MINUS THE TOFUS. They're wearing 50's style lingerie and panties stuff. OMNOMNOMNOM

P.S.S. The blonde heroine Baby Doll is Emily Browning aka the same little girl appeared on Jim Carrey's Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events. She's a total fuckable hottie on this.

I hate your writing style btw.

Sucker Punch 2.5/10

Honesty don't know where to start thoughts into words that are recognizable here. Neither did Zack Snyder apparently. This piece of shit gave me indigestion from the introduction. I took off my glasses so I could collect myself 10 minutes before this creature ended. Only positive feature is tremendous action scenes featuring tanned breasts. Script has a total of 18 lines of dialog that seem written for a different movie by line 15. I don't know what is god damn forget it

I disagree. Sucker Punch >>>>>>>>>> This movie.

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Now this has worse plot points. 5/10.

Main theme: Cowboys vs. Ninjas (aka The Saddest Flutes) Weird ninja group name.

Well, there's one disturbing scene where the main hero ninja had a flashback on his childhood that included killing a shi tzu dog using his sword!!! I'm serious.. And the bad-guy is his own mentor telling him to destroy all that he loves...

A few gory moments here and there.. But if Zack Snyder had directed this movie, It could've been better with cowgirls vs female ninjas.. That'll be a REAL SUCKER PUNCH sequel then. :p

P.S. Is it any wonder why Geoffrey Rush never won an Oscar these days.

What?

Last Action Hero - 8/10. This was like a cartoon....only with Arnold in it. Humor and action....funny as hell.

Totally agree with this. I'd give it a 7/10 but it just didn't keep me engaged.

The Chaperone - 6.5/10 Not horrible.

Cabin Fever Two

Confusing because there was no cabin or no fever. Just a raging case of puking blood. Anywho, as a gore/gross out flick it was good. As a sequel it sucked.

5/10 is more than fair.

Skyline - 27

Terrible special effects. Ending would have been better suited for a video game.

The Fighter 9/10

Worth a watch.

Get Him to the Greek 8/10

Did what it was supposed to. Kept me entertained, and gave me quite a few laughs.

Bronson was batshitcrazy fun :yes:

From Paris with Love - 7/10

Pulp Fiction and a Karate Kid reference....interesting....

been meaning to watch that since I saw a picture of him in it, such a lazy piece of shit about watching movies though.

Green Hornet - 6/10
Little Fockers - Holy shit/Make it stop

Sucker Punch: 3/10

Zack Snyder has good ideas. Unfortunately, instead of fleshing them out, he decides to stuff them all together into the same movie, and adds a pointless brothel thing and a forgettable "reality" for good measure. The action set-pieces could have been movies all their own if Snyder had took the time to flesh them out, and I would have paid money to see them.

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9/10 for no reason

"The Break-Up": 4/10

God I hate Jennifer Anniston, but I loved seeing her ass and big cleavageness in this movie. There were some funny pieces of dialogue, mostly between the three brothers, but that's about it. Wouldn't have ever watched this if my girlfriend hadn't wanted to see it, and will probably never watch or think about it again.

Timecop - 4/10

Showdown in Little Tokyo - To Be Determined.

I was watching it on Netflix and I was half asleep, then I fell asleep, so I'm going to rewatch the parts that I missed. I don't really like Dolph Lundgren as a good guy, and damn about Brandon Lee. That guy had so much potential.

Hall Pass - 70

Basket Case- 6 out of 10
Interesting cult horror film. Perhaps it hasn't aged well but I just couldn't get into the stop motion crap. Interesting story. Would be good for a re-make I think. Very Lovecraftian theme of the dangers of science.

Mall Cop 6,5/10

Fairly funny, just cause it was 90 or so minutes of a fat guy with a moustache riding a segway.

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6/10

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The movie was shit but I am in love with Kate Groombridge :heart:


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8/10

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2/10

Are you fucking serious?