You're wank and hardly serve a purpose.

My main point is I don't think they should've been suspended. They shouldn't be EVPs anyways so maybe strip them of those roles. But as wrestlers, who fucking cares that they fought?

I'm so wank, that I physically wank. And I fucking love it.


My purpose is to remind you that the Shitman Bret Shart puts Ben Stein to sleep. This is why I hardly serve a purpose, because everyone knows, but you have dementia.

sure.

It's okay Dale.












True stories.

Time to refill those prescriptions, Draver.

Been on the record telling you that I'm not gonna let a shrink undo all my hard work after all this time.


I'm living my best life.

At the very least Oxys'll settle you down.

Will also make your best life even better.

Christian expected to be out 6-8 months, so he's probably not having his actual match with Jungle Boy until Revolution or Double or Nothing. Damn.

Christian's a good enough heel that he could just show up and jump Jungle Boy at any time and get people right back into the program with his promo work. But Jack's gonna have to be given some other stuff to do in the interim.

That's weed man. I think I'm doing just fine, thanks Dad! :wave:

Seems you need a heavier indica.

Feud with luchasaurus could stretch it out for a bit.

I can see that going to Full Gear definitely. That's still 2+ more months away.

Still will be a lot of time to kill after that though. JB can move on to other things but still have that looming thought in the back of his mind that Christian could strike and have something up his sleeve. Would give him the chance to try out some really cool character work.

Christian/Jungle Boy is over. It existed in an immediate sense. Delaying the feud is just an exercise in spinning your wheels. Christian should sit on the sidelines and reflect on his life and pretend to be a face if he ever comes back.

Bobby Fish is having a bit of a moment.

I do. Do your thing man.

Stop being such a Bret the shitman shart piece of trash hitman fart fuddy Duddy. End every drave post replying to me.

Come on you know as well as I do that they'll just pick it up in 9 months like no time has passed and we'll be told by people how it's just an excellent example of AEWs proper long term storytelling.

He should’ve just destroyed Christian at all out

Oh yeah, I know. If he can do commentary some time over his recovery period, that would be great.

Luchasaurus is going to suck without Christian. He’s not a very good wrestler.

did the Young Bucks vs Undisputed Era storyline ever have any sort of pay off?

I saw the turn on the Bucks but don't know if any match even happened. And now Fish is gone so that kind of sucks if it didn't

I’m sure there’s a list of stories that AEW that started and didn’t go anywhere. It’s been a thing since they started.

So Danielson is going to win the AEW Title and wrestle MJF for it, yes? That’s probably their best shot, but it feels like this should have already happened, but they’ve fucked around on Danielson for so long. MJF should cut some promos to “light the fire” under Danielson though.

This has been lost in all the Punk/Elite talk, but it should be pointed out that one of the backstage issues going on in AEW is that a lot of the lockerroom believes Thunder Rosa is faking/exaggerating her injury. Toni Storm had some snide remarks at the scrum (again as Tony Khan just sat there).

Their Discord server got deleted, apparently. Lol.

Odd that all this shit is going on when she can't defend herself. I take it like this: is it "many" or is it "friends of Britt," that includes the Simp who owns the fucking thing? It's the same whisper campaign bullshit that is being used on Punk and that was used on Cody.

I haven’t read too much into it. I’ve heard that there’s a Britt Baker camp, and she’s one of the ones who thinks it. In the scrum Toni Storm said something like “Rosa says she’s injured. So when she says she’s not injured, she can come back and I’ll defend this against her.” It was full of snark.

How hard is it to have a media policy? Stay in character and don’t trash people’s characters — especially if they’re supposed to be a babyface and fans are supposed to want to support them (Punk, Rosa).

Did this guy get hacked? Is this dude for real? LOL like WTF

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">From this week’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BradShepardUNLEASHED?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BradShepardUNLEASHED</a>, a source tells me <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrittBaker?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BrittBaker</a> had sex with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Christian?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Christian</a>.<br><br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> leaks continue. The wheels are coming off the train tracks.<br><br>Listen to the entire conversation here:<br><br>iTunes: <a href="https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj">https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj</a><br><br>Spotify: <a href="https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c">https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c</a> <a href="https://t.co/y16btMvYqj">pic.twitter.com/y16btMvYqj</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@ItsBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1568272310217441280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Oh no, Adam Cole is getting so skinny that Britt Baker confused him for Christian.

Is this how Christian Cage injured himself?

Talk about going All Out.

Maybe Britt Baker has a thing for guys who can’t help getting concussed? Brie Bella better keep Bryan home.

How is Adam Cole going to react? Does he binge eat and get fat and pudgy? Does he quit AEW and return to NXT looking jacked to shit? Or does he high five Christian and add him to the Undisputed Elite?

When Edge and Christian were having a quiet bet to see who could have the better heel turn, I don’t think Edge expected Christian to steal his gimmick.

Hang on…isn’t Britt Baker’s finish the Lock Jaw? Lock Jaw. Christian. It all makes sense.

If they do a live sex celebration on Rampage will they get 500k viewers?

Out. Work. Everyone.

“Hey Tony, I can’t get in the ring for 8 months.”
“Why’s that, Jay-Jay, my buddy, my pal?”
“I’m ravaging pussy for the next 8 months.”
“Oh? Anyone I know?”
“Britt… :p”
“:(“

Tony promised Christian a dental plan for signing with AEW. He’s going to get free visits one way or another.

“Britt Baker” is an anagram for “Captain Charisma penis”

It actually is an anagram for “ribb ttaker.” Ribbed for her pleasure.

AEW is the gift that just keeps on giving. Except not on-air.

The Bucks apparently sent feelers to the WWE, lol.

http://www.postwrestling.com/wp-cont...ke-678x381.jpg

Oh no.

On one hand, I don't believe it. Brad is full of shit.

On the other hand I so want it to be true for so many reasons:

A. Rosa strikes back hard. :lol:
B. I always figured Cole was too busy playing with his joystick.
C. Tony is gonna be like "YOU BITCH! I let you bleed on my TV! I took you to football games! I even buried Rosa for you! And I don't even get to sniff your panties! But Jay walks in and gets to smash? THE FUCK!?"
D. Christian truly did Outwork Everyone.

Brad’s track record is spotty, but that’s such a weird thing to make up. I don’t want for anyone to get needlessly hurt, and hopefully every smashing outside the ring has been ethical, but it’s certainly juicy gossip.

Something felt “weird” about what Punk said about Cole in the scrum. Calling him a sweetheart and saying that he’s more concerned about his health than his imprint on wrestling or whatever. I really don’t think they’d be connected, and my first thought was there’s something way more major going on with his health than we know, but I guess it could be because things aren’t exactly gravy between Britt and Adam. Just to throw baseless speculation in there.

I’m a big Christian fan (#2 on TPDub, maybe) but if he’s fucked up the launch of the Owen Hart Memorial Mixed Tag Team Championships (OHMMTT Championships if you will) then I’m through with him.

AEW is in dire need of more championships and if he’s screwed it up this could be the first chink in AEW’s armour.

bring back blue dot christian.






@Dale, no.

I have joked that Punk had relations with Britt in the past, based on Punk's history with women in wrestling, and Colebaybay being... Colebaybay.

Hey, nothing disqualifies that possibility.

Might explain why Punk brings all sorts of guests, but never AJ to work.

I just want to let AJ know that if she needs someone to be there for her during this difficult time that I am always available for her.

I’m telling Baby Doll next time I’m at her WalMart that you’re courting younger women.

Fool, who do you think has me out trying to pull AJ? Baby Doll is wild man, you've got no idea.

CHRISTIAN CAGE THE ENGORGED RAGE

I thought the “JR” Christian puts on his tights is for “Jay Reso.” Turns out it is for “JUST RAMMIN’”

Christian is Britt Baker’s Impact World Champion. As in he is World Champion of Impact in her pussy.

Jay dropped the “William” from his name. He also dropped the willy inside Britt Baker.

Britt Baker’s first wrestling crush was Edge. And to think that when Christian signed with AEW I didn’t think he and Edge would tag team again.

Christian showed Britt Baker how to work TLC.

Tasty Long Cock

Britt Baker’s new gimmick is going to be “The Blue Dot.” Because she’s covering Christian’s face.

If Christian had a 12-inch penis, he could call it the Baker’s dozen.

Christian lasted longer with Britt Baker than his first World Heavyweight Title run did.

By the way, when it comes to The Bucks sending feelers, that allegedly happened AFTER the talk about contract tampering. Which means this was after Kenny got back. So it’s not necessarily confirmed that Kenny signed a new deal before Tony Khan put those six-man tag belts on him. He could still be gone come January even if there are no repercussions from these incidents.

Chris Jericho is almost as old as PCO was when he won the ROH Title. I remember Jerry Lynn feeling like a relic when he won it at 45.

Slow news day. You know what isn’t slow? Christian Cage’s thrusts into the vagina of Britt Baker.

Jesus Christ.....

Jesus noid.

Everyone knows he is giving her a lock jaw of his own.

she said she want some marvin gaye some luther vandross
a little anita will definitely set this party off right

Like 50 consecutive Noid posts on the last 2 pages. Like all Noid posts, I won’t read them but I commend him on his dedication to discussing a company he doesn’t care about.

He doesn't care about AEW and we are gonna read about it, dammit

There’s nothing wrong with being honest about shitty wrestling. You’re damn right you’re going to hear my opinion on it. I look forward to the next time you voice your opinion about an opinion you don’t care about.

Apparently Impact have “The Instant Classic” trademarked, so Christian has had to go with “The Intense Climax.”

Guys we are all a family here and Noid is that brother or sister that always sparks a conversation that turns the evening into an AEW style pull apart.

nah this time it's just bad jokes everyone is ignoring

It's Noid's world and we're all living in it.

No, I want no further association with those muppets other than they cry on the board I post on. screech is an asshole and Vito desperately wants people to know he finds women hot for some weird reason. And they can’t hack the truth. They can’t detect a lie so they’ve got to cry.

Christian Cage showed Britt Baker 5 SEXUAL poses. Then he showed her a 6th. Then a 7th…

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’d like an AEW figure.</p>&mdash; Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) <a href="https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1568703358692917249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That reply : just buy one...or does your mom have the debit card today?"

legit :ROFLMAO

Lol fuck poor Colt

Give me back Hate Posting Noid. We now have Creepy Teenager Noid.

I enjoy noid in all his forms.

Well you like chaos. It’s very libertarian of you.

And that is not an insult. Though I know you’d like it to be. Because again… chaos.

Noid might not know this, but I've softened on him compared to where I used to be. I just like giving him a hard time.

Fantasy booking Noid was my favorite Noid.

you arent wrong. :lol:

I do miss the days where you could find a dozen conflicting takes on tpww. Ideological stew. That was peak tpww

To paraphrase Corny quoting someone else (I don’t remember who): I used to think he was a complete moron but such worse <s>cumdorxes</s> morons have come along since that he’s gone up without even trying.

I’ve loosened up on you too. You’ve got some good takes, and this place needs more of them.

Don’t go stroking ODD’s ego now.

Eh, I’ve ignored him long enough that it won’t quite balance out.

Speaking of stroking, did you hear about Christian Cage and Britt Baker?!?

Have they fired CM Punk yet?

Or is TK actually not as retarded as people on here claim?

TK probably has to be very careful how he treads, given that the brawl happened around a woman with an injury and talent on the other side of it seem to be looking to jump.

Omega and The Bucks have been removed from the Full Gear poster. CM Punk has been too, but he won’t be wrestling at the event because of injury. It looks like The Bucks and Omega could potentially be suspended for at least that long. Full Gear is November 19.

BTE is on hiatus too.

Thank fuck.

Well, it's hard to film something when all you are doing is sitting around and doing nothing.

And I'm sure Tony told them "You can't do anymore of those in the likelihood if you say something about the incident (which we know that they would), it could open us up to a lawsuit."

I didn't mind BTE when it had nothing to do with wrestling. Like recently when one of the bucks won a ton of money at the casino. I liked that.

I don't watch BTE every week but the Bucks had progressively less and less of a presence on there despite it being their show. They'd usually film themselves at an airport or a store in the town they're in or whatever. But the rest of the episode would be segments filmed by other members of the roster.

A lot of the year one AEW guys (Hangman, Dark Order, Best Friends, Peter Avalon) etc seem to still enjoy doing it. But as far as I know Brandon Cutler films and edits the entire thing and he's suspended too so I understand why it's all been put on pause.