Why?

It's got Eli Drake mentioned in it. Not watching it.

A work. I'm sure Cornette knows he's not a bad boy; just a bad wrestler.

:y:

I was going to make another joke, but thought it was too dark, so went for the ironic subversion of hatred instead. I hate him so much I want him to wrong me and get involved in my life. I was playing into my psychotic fixation on him. Click, click -- keep up.

P.S. Eli Drake is awful.

Psychotic fixation is pretty accurate. At least you know you're messed up.

You really think I didn't know that Cornette video wasn't legit?

Noid, you should maybe have a nap or something.

He needs to hibernate from wrestling for awhile.

Sane, rational people aren't going to keep up with that.

rofl

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You really think I really thought you thought that Cornette video was legit?

Again, I'm playing into it. To jump on someone's own self-depreciating joke is something only an Eli Drake fan would do.

Eli Drake needs to hibernate from wrestling forever.

I'm not jumping on anything man. You just take your wrestling too seriously and have some weird fettish jokes, that's real.

yeah I tried finding that ch it is hard to get even worse then destination amarica. unlike pop which is easy to get now.

Lol, you're taking me too seriously. It's very easy to type "Fuck Eli Drake -- he's awful" and come up with elaborate and outlandish scenarios to entertain yourself. I don't stay up thinking about him -- trust me. No one does.

Good for the MLW guys. I used to enjoy some of their podcasts.

lol come on boys, pretty obvious big Noidsy was fucking around.

Eat a Snickers.

Hey Noid, I'm watching my "Best of Eli Drake" DVD I just got in the mail today. Any recommendations of where I should start?

"Start by throwing it in the fucking garbage. Dummy? Yeah! Dummy!." - The Notorious N.O.I.D.

I like that Noid goes against the grain. People say if you have to explain your jokes, they are likely not good jokes. But Noid says fuck that, I'm going to explain them. And beyond that, I'm going to do so in a long form.

#KeepNoiding #AnNoid

Watched a few 1999 WWF Metal/Jakked episodes on youtube. I used to tape these every week. I'm not sure why lol. Lots of Shawn Stasiak/Headbangers/Gangrel/Mideon/DLo Brown/ Prince Albert. Comparing the lower card wrestlers in 99 vs the lower card wrestlers in 2000 is like night and day

lol what about Bulldog. So fucking depressing.

Lol Bulldog was a Sunday Night Heat regular

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I still love John Morrison

does there have to be drama at every impact tapings set in the last 2 years we had rosemary get arm almost pulled out then we get Edwards almost lose an eye, then alberto no shows now this.

Start by dousing it in gasoline, then move onto the match.

It doesn’t help that I’ve got an obsessive-compulsive gimmick when I’m trying to make light of that. Whoops.

I also still love John Morrison, and would welcome him back in a heartbeat.

John Morrison is incredible and has been forever. The slow motion entrance with his hair blowing in the wind....man if I ever get to see that again I will pop so hard lol.

Would love to see him on Smackers mixing it up with Bryan, Styles, Joe, Nakamura, Cesaro and Hardy. There’s even interest in a Miz match from me.

understood, kind sir.

Morrison is dope. Always has been.

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Dope.

I can't say for sure who all would be on the Mount Rushmore of Wrestling but I know for sure Ric Flair is on it.

Flair, Bret, Hogan, Undertaker, Savage.

mt rushmore traditionally is only 4

For me its Vince, Hogan, Austin, Rock but goddamn there are so many names that could be up there instead

I hate Jimmy Fallon.