It's fucking hot over here man, i'm getting tanned to fuck

Do you know how to do the swish?

yeah man, if you got the moves you got the swishing

how boring is this mega thread ey swish???:lol:

just getting it on the bumping swish man :)

love this thread, thanks for making it guy's :).

l;et us talk wcw. for a few hours :D

How the Undertaker will make his return
 

So he'll return, win the Rumble,
and go on to headline wrestlemania to face The Rock.

This would make one of the best wrestlemania match's of all time.


I've always wished Austin vs Taker happened at Mania
instead of A cold day in hell....

I like that, but why is Undertaker returning? I thought he was done.

I really think he's got a few match's left in him, I mean
his new outfit, stated he was returning, I doubt they'd go through
all that effort just for one episode of Raw.

Wasn't it the same as his 'Mania get up?

I dunno, did his outfit for Raw have like spikes all over the trench coat?

Yes

Yes.

Sorry wigga, I stole your spot.

Thought we were startng a Yes chant, way to ruin the moment...

Undertaker is gonna come back and challenge John Cena to a streak vs jorts match. UT will win and Cena will never be able to jort it up anymore. Thus leading to a heel turn.

Undertaker should grow his hair again, looks very old with the bald head...

This would have been beautiful. I am sorry :'(

I think Undertaker will wrestle at Survivor Series.

Maybe a feud with Punk is in the cards once CM Punk moves away from Cena.

I was also disheartened when i saw that taker had lost a lot of the muscle tone he had.

However, I think that's a result due to his surgeries since WM 27, and I'm guessing he probably made some lifestyle changes since then, and heeding a saying from one of the posters on here of "taker(ing) it easy."

I'd guess that if he got back into his routine, he could get at least some of it back by SSeries or w.e hes set to return.

He had new gloves on too. Caused a wardrobe malfunction. Couldn't get his jacket off at the start of the match. The camera actually cut away from him so people at home wouldn't see it.

To be fair, those jackets can be quite tricky.

Yeah, you got to remember, he has been wrestling for nearly 30 years (it will be 30 in 2014), so it's normal that the wear and tear is going to show.

He will be the Raw Legend that Heath Slater inevitably beats to start his 7 year undefeated streak.

By submission?

Guitar shot, he's a one man baaaaand bebe.

That does make more sense.

I saw it.

It's the Undertaker's new super-shredder gimmick.

If we assume in the OP (as trollish as it seems) that The Rock is the WWE champion going into Wrestlemania, which is a possibility, why would he face The Undertaker? The match would be great. No doubt, it'd make some people happy. You have The Undertaker and this "streak," which has demonstrated a shelf life, and The Rock, one of the most popular guys ever.

Problem is, one of them has to lose. If The Rock loses, he passes the title to... The Undertaker? Doesn't make sense. If Taker loses, I think people are just going to scratch their heads while they watch the Rock celebrate with the WWE title after ending the streak. The Rock would have beaten the game and you'd see credits on the Titan Tron.

Not to be rude, it just doesn't make much sense to me, especially when you consider what the WWE has invested in The Rock since his return. He practically bulldozed Miz and R-Truth (who had a good deal of steam at the time) on his way to John Cena, then beat him too, no problem. I think the WWE has different plans for The Rock.

He may become WWE champion as previously speculated, but if he loses it at Wrestlemania, it will probably be to someone else, whom the WWE feels is their next big flag bearer for the future. I believe the WWE's reasons for wanting The Rock to get the strap, if they even do, wouldn't really need much explanation, for obvious reasons. However, one of the obvious things that really sticks out is the media exposure that would come with such a big movie star "making his big return" and winning the championship. It'd put a big focus on the WWE championship meaning something.

But, for that matter, The Rock might not be in line to get the title at all. They might simply need an open-ended reason, like him wanting a title shot, to explain why they're slapping him up against an opponent they haven't even decided on yet for the Royal Rumble.

Anyway, short version, I'm not exactly sure how The Rock will be handled come Wrestlemania, but I'm fairly sure he isn't going to be having a match with the Undertaker for the WWE title.

I really think the WWE has no idea what they're even doing at this point so I'm not going to pretend like I do.

I know Mark Callaway is a legitimate badass and all, and is definitely considered a stud to be married to K2, but his face looked like an aging David Bowie due to the makeup. I would like him better with the makeup-less biker look for his face while maintaining his Druid robes so that he looks like an ancient warlock, which would totally be aligned with his overall gimmick.

I believe it could pass in PG WWE because it's not far off from Harry Potter. Taker could even Tombstone Voldemort as part of an HP film crossover promotion. :shifty:

Undertaker Vs Kane.

If you don't think that intense stare down between them at RAW1000 meant this is inevitable then you are smoking way better chronic than I am.

I wouldn't be surprised if the E did nothing in regards to ending that unfinished business feud between kane and taker from i think it was late 2010.

I understand why they went with the possibly 1 time reuniting of the B.O.D, but I was disappointed that taker didn't take out kane at the end of that squash segment for what happened way back when.

:nono:

I couldn't agree more. He's just not the same Undertaker, grow it out!

I've been thinking for a good while that he also ought to let his hair grow in white. That would look seriously kickass with this whole setup.

Undertaker should come out and say that he is tired of being an undertaker and is making a career change. He is now DJ at a titty bar and he changes his character accordingly.

:rofl:

Wait, why is he hanging out with McCool then? She has no tits...

Undertaker will be in a triple threat match vs Kane and Big Show and Kane will pin big show and undertakers streak will end w/out ever being pinned. Then he'll say one more match and will lose to Ryback.

Cena ain't fighting Rock at WM for the title. Damn man. Think this thing through!

The only way I'd get into another Rock/Cena feud is if Rock is heel.

We had a "heel Rock" in 2003, but we haven't had a "heel WWE Champion Rock" in a long ass time.

As Smackdown GM

Yeah, I'm not sure what intentions are with regard to his current visual style, but it definitely leans toward that direction; I half-expected him to start handing out bizarre potions as he made his way to the ring.


I agree, with that lazy mohawk it just looks as though someone pranked him while he was drunk.

All of that aside, I'm not sure he should come back.
He looked really sallow and skinny (for him anyway) on RAW, and I could tell he was gassed midway through the match. Not only that, but his movements and punches, etc. just seemed to lack the energy they used to have.

It could be that he was just going through the motions because it was only RAW and not a big PPV, but in my opinion it was not a good showing.

Imagine the heel heat someone could get from cheating to end the streak.... Heath Slater is that man baaaaaaaaby

John Cena vs Undertaker is the best choice for WrestleMania, although maybe Taker will veto that to keep up his streak of great Mania matches from the past few years...

I agree with Rock Bottom that there is not much gained from Rock vs Undertaker, but the same could be said of HBK and HHH's matches with Taker too. The main thing gained would, of course, be money.

Undertaker has much bigger mainstream appeal than C.M. Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Kane and pretty much any other opponent you could visualize being the one to end his streak.

And that's assuming that his streak will ever end.

I say Taker vs. Ryback, streak vs. streak. Very likely this isn't gonna happen, and if those bastards have any regard for my respect, they would NOT NOT NOT have the streak end with Cena winning. They are better off letting Taker keep something he can hold to his name.

HOLY FUCK I'VE FOUND SHEAMUS
 

http://cbs1015jamz.files.wordpress.c...or-9.jpg?w=620

Spitting Image or what? haha

Yeah, looks just like him, brah.

:shifty:

And dude on the right (his left) looks like Dale Earnhardt Jr?

And dude on the left (his right) looks like Clay Aiken?

And dude on the far right looks like Justin Roberts?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

just crushing Smirnoff Ice's

Too tan.

Or as the Irish call that, "a sunburn."

Looks more like Downunder's illegitimate son.

:lol: Tazz Dan

brb gonna go shoot myself in the face for reading/posting in this thread

took me 478923747895137458235937128423589237985423579238465 minutes to post that last one because of the goddamn server being busy at 3 in the morning :foc:

but by god it was worth it

lol :roll:

It can't be that lame, if you've commented in this thread twice :):heart:

We've all commented on 100,000 and 100,001 and they are both lame.

The Krazyhouse is shit.

The guy on the right with his arm around the Sheamus guy looks like a mix of Topher Grace and Danny Masterson from That 70's Show

You look like a right bunch of scally cunts.

The ginger Shane McGowan cunt is prol the best looking one of yr lot :lol:

It's owenbrown. Lame is his middle name.

if you're not... wearing it... you might as wel....l be sharing.... it?

:wtf:


:lol:

holy crap...

the silhouette girl in your sig picture is wearing shoes, but also holding shoes. that's silly.

the absence of a chick anywhere in that picture is no surprise

He'll make a return and be the leader of the greatest stable of all time!

http://i.imgur.com/IfzL9.gif

Gotta love the headlines on today's page HAHA!!.
 

As if Ryan Clark got this he obviously made it up, as it's obviously the one or the two that'll happen..

CM Punk vs Rock at Mania or
Cena vs Rock

Lmfao, I have to laugh at Ryan, I might start my own wrestling
news website. and start making shit up. see how it turns out :rofl:

dont do that! if you start your own news site you'll be too busy to post here anymore!

I've already came up with a great name for it too.

Ringside Postwar.

I heard Ryan Clark's 2 hour WZR Broadcast last night, and it wasn't very good. He and the other guy spent the first 30 minutes talking about what they did during the weekend. The next 30 minutes were spent talking about JTG's tweets, and the last hour was spent talking about Roddy Piper (yes, this shit's still being talked about).

Will WWE Ever go back to WWF??
 

So WWE patching things up with WWF aka World Wildlife Fund.
Do you think WWE would try to buy out the rights to the name WWF.
And use it full time like they did in the past?.

Also have they had more success with WWF or WWE????.

I doubt it.

But who knows? I still haven't gotten used to "World Wrestling Entertainment". It just doesn't sound as "sexy" as "World Wrestling Federation".

:|

no

During the era of "sports entertainment" I don't think so.

If they ever get the movie division successful though, they MIGHT have some interest in using "WWF" again for the wrestling. But the overall company will NEVER go back to WWF again.

Why would they? They've established WWE as a viable brand. The shift might do more harm than good.

Can't believe people are still recycling the whole "WWF was better than WWE" thing. I got use to the term WWE like, way back in fucking 2003 or something. Who cares about "WWF" anymore.

A] I would like to see that nature conservancy fund change it's name, and let WWE get the full rights to the initials back.

B] WWE could still be used as the corporate company name, with the WWF being the TV identity.

C] The initials 'WWF' and the words 'World Wrestling Federation' roll off the tounge more naturally and organically than the initials 'WWE' and the words 'World Wrestling Entertainment'.

And if regaining the initials, and the right to speak them on TV, ever happened, it would likely come with a heavy price...about $100,000,000 minimum for it to happen. =P

:nono:

This has the making of a real SMH thread.

WWF, hands down.

No. Why?

I think WWE is pretty much watered down, compared to WWF.

No. WWE is more than just wrestling now. Going back to WWF would sound dumb.

No considering if they wanted to have gone back to the old WWF, it would have been done early on instead of having to spend all that money blurring and re-edit tons of footage for tv and dvd releases.

No way the Wildlife Fund just gives up their initials considering they owned them first and almost 20 years before the WWE had them. The WWE is older than the Fund but not in the name itself.

I do find it amazing how all the non-wrestling fans that I have encountered still call WWE, WWF.....

It will always be The Fed to me :'(

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...f_logo.bmp.jpg

I see it as WWF before the mergers, but afterwards it became WCW+ECW+WWF=WWE.

I still watch it every now and again to this day. But back in 97
Was when I taped every episode of Raw and the ppv's. up until the late 2000s

WWF Was at it's peak, then I think when it became to popular, World Widelife Fund got greedy and jealous, and decided to take action. hoping to crumble WWF..

But it never happened WWE Became a product on it's own.

WWF Had it's Attitude Era

WWE Has it's PG Era

Of course if WWE had the chance to go back to WWF it would probably
be more :S than anything to new fans, of the product.

They should have both WWE for their crap movies and WWF for their crap rasslin.

What good would going back to the WWF name do after more than ten years of establishing WWE? Most people here are talking about the differences between the WWF product and the WWE product. Changing the name is not going to change the product at all.

Why bash Ryan Clark? He provides the best wrestling news out there better than anyone else.

The only good it would do is they can stop annoyingly blurring selective "WWF" signs, banners, mic covers, ring aprons, etc.

But then, they'll still do things like overdub some wrestler themes with either shit producion songs or a WWE theme they weren't even close to using at that time, redact events containing Chris Benoit, grey the screen when there is a lot of blood in a recap, and pipe in pops or boos accordingly even if the actual moment didn't produce the desired results.

In other words, it would be a small consolation in being able to correct history that comes with what is sure to be a hefty price tag. And not too many people who SHOULD be bugged by the inital thing even are anymore for it to be a factor.